$5 bargain-bin clearance sale is the saddest, most Pac-12 thing ever

None of this is surprising or shocking. None of this is hard to believe. It’s actually the most Pac-12 thing we have ever seen. At the Pac-12 Baseball Tournament, which was held at Scottsdale Stadium in suburban Phoenix, the final big sporting event …

None of this is surprising or shocking. None of this is hard to believe. It’s actually the most Pac-12 thing we have ever seen. At the Pac-12 Baseball Tournament, which was held at Scottsdale Stadium in suburban Phoenix, the final big sporting event in Pac-12 history came to a close on Saturday night. This was the last big gathering of Pac-12 schools, teams, and fan bases. There won’t be any Pac-12 football this coming fall. There won’t be any Pac-12 basketball this coming winter. There won’t be any Pac-12 baseball next spring. This is it. This was the last go-round. Accordingly, there was a lot of Pac-12 merchandise and apparel to sell and get rid of. Items being sold at the baseball tournament were given the Pac-12 stamp of mediocrity: Everything must go! Five dollars! Yes, the five-dollar clearance sale is just the most Pac-12 thing in history. Speaking of history: The Pac-12 is now done.

You can imagine how everyone took in the news of the five-dollar Pac-12 clearance sale: