10 outrageous Dolly Parton covers that don’t exist but definitely should exist

There’s nothing Dolly can’t do.

What else needs to be said about Dolly Parton? The woman can do it all — write, sing, act, run an East Tennessee tourism shempire — and when she’s not busy doing those things, she’s out here funding childhood literacy and life-saving vaccine research. Anyone foolish enough to say Dolly should stay in her lane doesn’t realize she built the whole damn road.

BUT. I. DIGRESS.

Dolly’s upcoming album, “Rockstar,” celebrates her ability to put her stamp on just about anything she chooses, featuring 30 rock covers and artist collaborations including “What’s Up?”, “Let it Be” and a powerful rendition of goddaughter Miley Cyrus’ 2013 hit, “Wrecking Ball.”

Her upcoming album got us thinking about other covers Dolly could easily make her own across all genres, and HOO BOY, did we take this way too far, per usual.