Watch: HaHa Clinton-Dix’s amusing escape from two real bears

The former Bear and current Cowboy had a strange encounter with wandering animals while riding his scooter.

Here’s something funny: Dallas Cowboys safety HaHa Clinton-Dix (that’s how he likes it spelled so let’s go with it and if that’s not one of the greatest names of an athlete ever, I don’t know what is), played for the Chicago Bears last year. Now here’s a great coincidence: As he’s riding his scooter down an alleyway to what appears to be the driveway of his home he’s met with what also appears to be a mama bear and her cub. Almost certain you can’t fake this and if Clinton-Dix was stopwatch-clocked in a full-on 40-yard-dash after this reaction, I think it’s his best time ever. Not the best time he’s ever had, just meaning the fastest he’s ever run. And a good sport for sharing it. Everyone, I mean everyone (maybe not Bear Grylls) would have done the same.