Miami Dolphins
When one of the biggest talking points around a locale is how nice the scenery of the area is, it’s probably not a great place for a quarterback.
Miami is so bad for quarterbacks is reached an apex over the last 10 years by having a running back take direct snaps to run the football.
Kidding (kind of) aside, the Dolphins have two playoff appearances since about 2002, a double-digit head coach count, including fun ones like Nick Saban and Adam Gase and have one winning season over the past decade.
Everything about the Dolphins right now centers on hope with Brian Flores and a massive rebuild.