The NFL’s first-ever virtual draft is going to be a chaotic mess

The NFL’s test run for the draft reportedly had some serious hiccups in a no-pressure situation. Thursday is going to be wild.

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The NFL is just days away from its first-ever virtual NFL Draft on Thursday night, and by all accounts, it’s going to be a wild evening. If you’ve been on a Zoom call for work in the last few weeks, you know that technical glitches are inevitable in any massive online meeting, and the NFL’s dry test run for the first round reportedly went sideways in a hurry.

On Monday, NFL GMs around the league gathered for a mock draft to prepare themselves for the real thing, but the Bengals ran into a technical issue with the very first pick. According to ESPN’s Diana Russini, some teams suffered from “bandwidth” issues, which may or may not re-occur on draft night. Russini reported that one head coach lost internet mid-draft because his kids were all using iPads while he was trying to direct the future of his organization.

Broncos president and GM John Elway said that things went smoothly later in the round, but admitted that it’s going to be much more difficult during the real draft. For the practice run, so as not to tip their picks, teams selected former players and had to spend zero time debating a given pick. The situation will be very different on Thursday, when teams will be juggling players on the board while also devising and fielding trade opportunities, all without the convenience of being able to speak to your co-workers in person. The NFL has stated that it will stop the clock if a team runs into a technical issue, which you can guarantee will happen at least once in the first round.

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Special editions of The Morning Win

The 2020 NFL Draft begins this Thursday, and we’ll be recapping and reacting to all three rounds this weekend on For The Win. On Saturday and Sunday, we’ll be rolling out special weekend editions of The Morning Win to cover all of the biggest news from the NFL’s first virtual draft.