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All we needed was one field goal from Atlanta’s offene. One drive against a now-elite New England Patriots defense that’s locking down teams again, just a few passes to Kyle Pitts or something and then a field goal, just like last week against the Cowboys.
Then? The Patriots needed one more of their own on Thursday night.
But no. We were robbed. The Pats won 25-0, just two measly field goals short of a score that would have broken Twitter.
It was all lining up perfectly. We got a 28-3 score during last week’s Falcons’ blowout loss to the Cowboys, a reminder of the time Atlanta was up by that score in Super Bowl LI to the Pats before blowing it and becoming a meme that won’t die.
This week? You could bet on whether there would be a 28-3 score, a bet that would have paid out +15283. That’s right, a $100 bet would have won you over $15,000. Heck, there was a lunar eclipse happening after the final whistle that was supposed to last 3 HOURS AND 28 MINUTES YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP.
All we needed was a pair of field goals. You know if that was possible — the Pats’ final touchdown came with 1:22 left in the fourth, so alas, probably wasn’t happening — Bill Belichick would have told the offense to run a two-minute drill to get there.
We were robbed. Thanks a lot, Falcons.
Quick hits: NFL Week 11 picks … A Connor McDavid clap-back … NBA GMs trying to protect against themselves … and more.
— As our Mike Sykes wrote, NBA’s GMs want protection against themselves with a union and that’s a bad idea.
— Our Week 11 NFL picks against the spread and our experts are 1-for-1 so far thanks to the Patriots.
— Connor McDavid got back at John Tortorella’s criticisms.
— Was Ted Lasso the reason NBC renewed its Premiere League rights?
— Austin Dillon wrecked while testing NASCAR’s Next Gen car, but it “performed as designed” in the crash.