Yes, this post is … a few decades late (although with the Mario movie coming, it’s timely!)
But I can safely say that Mario Kart 64 is the GOAT of Mario games, something we’ve been discussing a lot as a staff here at For The Win.
So I decided now’s a good time as any to rank the best drivers, because I spent … oh, I don’t know, a bajillion hours playing the now-classic Nintendo 64 game in college. I consider myself something of an expert (but not like Jose Ramirez).
Who is the worst and should never be used? Who is the best and should always be selected? Here’s the answer: