One of the most polarising subjects in Pokémon discourse has to do with a lovable little fox named Eevee – specifically, the various forms it can possibly evolve into, which fans have affectionately dubbed as “Eeveelutions.”
Now, 26 years after the original trio of Eeveelutions – Vaporeon, Jolteon, and Flareon – took centre stage, we’ve decided it’s high time to definitively rank all eight Eeveelutions from worst to best. This, dear reader, is the one and only objectively correct determination of which Eevee evos are great, and which Eevee evos are… not… great…
Here’s every Pokémon Eeveelution, ranked.