This Xander Schauffele gambling promo video is the definition of cringeworthy

Blink twice if you need help, Xander.

Blink twice if you need help, Xander.

It’s a quiet time for the starts of the PGA Tour, especially those who aren’t participating in the Ryder Cup later this month in Rome. Although certain stars like Max Homa and Justin Thomas will tee it up next week at the Fortinet Championship in Napa, California, for the first event of the fall, many will take time off until the season kicks off in Hawaii come January.

That doesn’t mean we won’t see any of them. Schauffele, fresh off his runner-up finish at the 2023 Tour Championship, posted a promo video for Draft Kings to X (formerly Twitter) on Thursday night.

Let’s just say, Schauffele is way better at golf than he is at promo videos. Although the latter isn’t easy, this one is cringeworthy.

Golf Twitter went to town roasting Schauffele for his performance. And how could you blame them?

Let’s just hope he brings his A-game to Marco Simone for the Ryder Cup.

WATCH: Dak Prescott in Halloween-themed Sunday Night Football promo, Cowboys show off costumes

Whether the QB will thrill fans Halloween night is unknown; Dalton Schultz and Ezekiel Elliott have already done their trick-or-treating. | From @ToddBrock24f7

NBC is fully embracing the Halloween spirit of its October 31 offering by rolling out a new promo that features Hollywood’s most famous scream queen and footage from the latest installment of a famous shasher-flick franchise.

Jamie Lee Curtis narrates the new spot promoting the Cowboys-Vikings matchup on Sunday Night Football. Interspliced with shots of Cowboys stars Ezekiel Elliott and Trevon Diggs, as well as Vikings players Kirk Cousins and Dalvin Cook are moments from Halloween Kills. It’s the 12th entry in the Halloween series that began in 1978 with Curtis as Laurie Strode and introduced audiences to the character of masked killer Michael Myers.

Universal Pictures, the production company behind Halloween Kills, and NBC Sports, are both brands under the parent umbrella of NBCUniversal, so the tie-in was a natural, with the game coming on the same night as standard trick-or-treating hours across the country.

Halloween Kills is playing in theaters and streaming on Peacock, which is also owned by NBCUniversal.

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones knows that the night’s traditional celebrations may take a few eyes away from the TV set, but he’s hoping that this year’s ghosts and goblins can scare up a way to also catch America’s Team as they attempt to take their record to 6-1.

“I think you breeze out between snaps and get you a trick or treat and then come on back in. Really, I’d do both,” Jones said Friday on 105.3 The Fan. “If you took your mask off, you could see the last play with your next-door neighbors. Generally, I try to do both, but I want those kids to have a chance to do some Halloween. Some of my finest hours were tricking my mother and dad’s and people’s neighbors.”

The 79-year-old also admitted to a fondness for candy corn as his favorite Halloween confection.

Several of his players have already been showing off their costumes, since they’ll be otherwise occupied on Halloween night. Tight end Dalton Schultz grew out his mustache for a turn as Westley from The Princess Bride, and running back Ezekiel Elliot went extra-heavy on the makeup as Jared Leto’s version of The Joker.

As for Sunday’s game, the main drama leading up to kickoff will no doubt be surrounding Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott and his strained calf. Prescott makes a cameo appearance in NBC’s Halloween promo, but he is no guarantee to play.

The real question will be whether, like the main character in any decent slasher movie, he’s able to rise again just when the audience is convinced he’s done and come back for one more thrill.

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WATCH: Hard Knocks releases Cowboys promo video ahead of August 10 premiere

The network has dropped a new trailer for the five-part series showcasing the Cowboys in training camp as they prepare for the 2021 season.

Every epic summer blockbuster needs a heart-pounding preview. HBO has dropped a new trailer starring the superheroes in silver and blue as the network’s Hard Knocks: The Dallas Cowboys series gets set to kick off next Tuesday.

This clip has it all, from quick edits and slow-motion action set to a stirring orchestral score to cryptic shots without context meant to pose questions that will only be answered by tuning in. (Who, for instance, is the Cowboys player identified by his DYMO helmet label as “Donkey?”)

Watch the trailer here. (And turn up the sound for the full ready-to-run-through-a-wall soundtrack.)

Not too much here in the way of revealing Easter eggs, but plenty of moments to look forward to. Dak Prescott unleashing a bomb. Dan Quinn shoving around one of his defensive charges. Micah Parsons drilling hard. DeMarcus Lawrence letting out a primal scream. A hard hit jarring the ball loose. Mike McCarthy looking off symbolically in the distance. Jaylon Smith getting hyped about… something. Even a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it-glimpse of Amari Cooper catching a pass.

But Hard Knocks is also known for its lighter moments, and there will be plenty of those, too, over the show’s five-episode run. NFL Films shared an early peek of one of those, in which running back Ezekiel Elliott gets winded and more than a little frustrated trying to find his hotel room.

Hard Knocks: The Dallas Cowboys premieres on HBO and HBO Max August 10th.

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