The internet recoiled as ESPN’s Mike Golic Jr. enjoyed an Oreo dipped in mayo during the Duke’s Mayo Bowl

Why would you do this. Why.

The Duke’s Mayo Bowl has almost the whole nation enraptured as college football fans wait out the game for the highly anticipated mayo bath for the winning coach. But if you thought it was going to be a normal game in any sense of the word, you were way off.

It has been a interesting product on the field through the first half as South Carolina jumped out to an early lead over North Carolina, but viewers were delighted and horrified as ESPN commentators Mike Golic Jr. and Anish Shroff dipped “creme-filled cookies” into jars of mayo for a quick snack.

Golic Jr., the clear instigator for the event, called the hellacious combo a “really interesting blend of flavors” before giving it a thumbs up. Shroff, immediately looked full of regret (and mayonnaise).

The internet, of course, had thoughts.

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Seahawks LB Bobby Wagner’s food takes draws response from Mayo brand

Wagner also shared his take on that most polarizing of condiments: mayonnaise.

Seahawks linebacker Bobby Wagner had a memorable press conference on Wednesday, sharing some interesting food takes. For one thing, Wagner only recently got into coffee after discovering that it provides an energy boost.

Wagner also shared his take on that most polarizing of condiments: mayonnaise. He’s on team Mayo-is-disgusting.

That drew a response from the Duke’s Mayo Bowl Twitter account, which shared Wagner’s comments with a look at Seattle’s record.

Turnabout is fair play, but Wagner is of course correct. Everyone who likes mayonnaise should wake up daily with a deep sense of shame whenever they look in the mirror.

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