Peyton Manning savagely roasted Jerry Jones and the Cowboys in his CMAs opener

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The 2024 CMAs featured country music’s best stars taking home hardware, but of course, co-host Peyton Manning couldn’t resist making a football joke like he did last year.

This time, fellow co-host Lainey Wilson talked about Kelsea Ballerini and Noah Kahan’s hit song, saying, “This year we discovered that ‘Cowboys Cry Too.'”

Manning’s response?

“But enough about Jerry Jones,” he said with a mock wince.

That’s so good. In the middle of a disastrous year for the Dallas Cowboys and their owner, you can’t do any better than that one.

Here are a few clips of the monologue with the Jones joke in there:

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No team has scored more TDs on the Cowboys’ home turf than the Saints

No team has scored more touchdowns at AT&T Stadium than the Saints did in Week 2 — including the Cowboys all season long. New Orleans tore the roof off that sucker:

It’s a beautiful venue Jerry Jones built for the Dallas Cowboys, AT&T Stadium. It’s just a shame his team hasn’t scored more points for their fans than they have this season. The Cowboys have managed just five touchdowns on offense all year long, and it’s the New Orleans Saints who tore the roof off that sucker. The Saints are AT&T Stadium’s scoring leader with six touchdowns to their credit way back in Week 2.

At the same time, it’s a shame the Saints couldn’t maintain that pace. It’s why Dennis Allen got fired and they slumped into a seven-game losing streak. But the tide has turned, maybe. Darren Rizzi has brought new life to the locker room and the practice field and the sideline on game days. Klint Kubiak is running his offense the way he planned to with Pro Bowl center Erik McCoy back in the lineup and Taysom Hill recovered from injury.

The 35 points they dropped on the Cleveland Browns’ heads this Sunday were the most the Saints scored since they blew out the Cowboys in Dallas back on Sept. 15.

In a way, their bye week came at the worst time. You’d like to see the Saints keep this momentum going and continue playing fast in another matchup soon. But every team needs rest, and they could use it with McCoy on the mend (though Rizzi says he’s expected to be fine after the bye). The challenge then becomes picking up where they left off. And with the Los Angeles Rams, another playoff hopeful fighting for a winning record, coming up next? Rizzi and his squad need every minute to prepare to hit the ground running on Dec. 1.

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McCarthy sends Jerry Jones strong message with this defiant Week 11 decision

Jones has left McCarthy out to dry, so it’s no wonder the sole Week 11 “DNP-Coaches Decision” went the way it did. | From @KDDrummondNFL

The Dallas Cowboys are not a good football team. Their 2024 season is over, and has been for several weeks. Entering Week 11, they had less than a three percent chance of making the playoffs, and after losing to the Houston Texans, 34-10, that now sits at less than one percent. With no healthy pass rushers the majority of the season, one healthy corner the majority of the season, an offensive line in disarray and now no franchise quarterback, the season is a wash.

The problem is, the coaching staff isn’t going to be around next year, so they have no real vested interest in making decisions that benefit the franchise in the long run. That was evident in the fact that head coach Mike McCarthy had Cooper Rush throwing the ball 55 times last night, while Trey Lance sat on the bench getting zero snaps.

The Cowboys’ offense was on the field for 83 snaps. Lance was literally the only active Cowboys player not to see the field on Monday night. 47 of 48 players all saw at least three snaps and 46 of them at least seven.

After the game, McCarthy paid lip service to the “mistake”, saying that’s the one thing he’d second guess himself on.

“I think the one thing I should have done at the end, and I just didn’t do, was put Trey in there. I could’ve gotten him a series. That’s one thing that I would second-guess myself on,” McCarthy said. “I didn’t want to get into putting him in for a play or two, because he’s more than a gadget player in my opinion. We had him prepared to take a series, and frankly there at the end I should’ve gave him that series, and I regret not doing that.” – via ProFootballTalk

Really?

McCarthy wants fans to believe he simply couldn’t figure out how to send Lance onto the field on any of the Cowboys’ final five drives? No. This was a message to owner and GM Jerry Jones that he gets what he asked for in the way the front office approached this season.

The Texans took a 17-point lead with seven minutes remaining in the third quarter. The Dallas offense took 38 snaps from that point forward, and a lifelong coach simply couldn’t figure out that Lance should see the field?

Sorry, not buying it. There’s not much McCarthy can do to show defiance against the machine that will put him out to pasture come January, if not sooner.

Not playing Lance in Week 11 was absolutely one of them.

McCarthy sends Jerry Jones strong message with this defiant Week 11 decision

Jones has left McCarthy out to dry, so it’s no wonder the sole Week 11 “DNP-Coaches Decision” went the way it did. | From @KDDrummondNFL

The Dallas Cowboys are not a good football team. Their 2024 season is over, and has been for several weeks. Entering Week 11, they had less than a three percent chance of making the playoffs, and after losing to the Houston Texans, 34-10, that now sits at less than one percent. With no healthy pass rushers the majority of the season, one healthy corner the majority of the season, an offensive line in disarray and now no franchise quarterback, the season is a wash.

The problem is, the coaching staff isn’t going to be around next year, so they have no real vested interest in making decisions that benefit the franchise in the long run. That was evident in the fact that head coach Mike McCarthy had Cooper Rush throwing the ball 55 times last night, while Trey Lance sat on the bench getting zero snaps.

The Cowboys’ offense was on the field for 83 snaps. Lance was literally the only active Cowboys player not to see the field on Monday night. 47 of 48 players all saw at least three snaps and 46 of them at least seven.

After the game, McCarthy paid lip service to the “mistake”, saying that’s the one thing he’d second guess himself on.

“I think the one thing I should have done at the end, and I just didn’t do, was put Trey in there. I could’ve gotten him a series. That’s one thing that I would second-guess myself on,” McCarthy said. “I didn’t want to get into putting him in for a play or two, because he’s more than a gadget player in my opinion. We had him prepared to take a series, and frankly there at the end I should’ve gave him that series, and I regret not doing that.” – via ProFootballTalk

Really?

McCarthy wants fans to believe he simply couldn’t figure out how to send Lance onto the field on any of the Cowboys’ final five drives? No. This was a message to owner and GM Jerry Jones that he gets what he asked for in the way the front office approached this season.

The Texans took a 17-point lead with seven minutes remaining in the third quarter. The Dallas offense took 38 snaps from that point forward, and a lifelong coach simply couldn’t figure out that Lance should see the field?

Sorry, not buying it. There’s not much McCarthy can do to show defiance against the machine that will put him out to pasture come January, if not sooner.

Not playing Lance in Week 11 was absolutely one of them.

The Cowboys used a shield to block the sun in a press conference after Jerry Jones refused to do so in games

What a concept!

It remains absolutely wild that Jerry Jones built a $1.2 billion stadium with massive windows in a east-west orientation all while refusing to use curtains during games. But fear not: The Dallas Cowboys do realize that the sun’s glare can be a nuisance.

At least when it comes to press conferences.

One day after blinding sunlight cost CeeDee Lamb a would-be touchdown, Cowboys head coach Mike McCarthy met with the media for his Monday press conference in Frisco. Yet, the media staff quickly had to set up a shield because the sun was shining right into McCarthy’s eyes.

What a concept!

If the sun is distracting for someone speaking at a podium, just imagine how tough it can be on players trying to see a football.

AT&T Stadium does have a curtain system that is used for concerts, boxing and basketball. Jones just straight-up refuses to use it for football. Maybe this latest bit of irony in the press conference can break through with the Cowboys owner.

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Jerry Jones won’t admit it is curtains at AT&T Stadium

Jerry Jones isn’t getting a designer to have curtains installed at AT&T Stadium

No matter the 3-6 record and loss of quarterback Dak Prescott, Dallas Cowboys owner refuses to says it is curtains for his team in 2024 or anytime at AT&T Stadium.

The Cowboys were walloped by the Philadelphia Eagles on Sunday, 34-6, On one play, elite WR CeeDee Lamb was in the end zone ready to catch a touchdown pass.

Problem was he couldn’t see the football through the sun beading down at the venue.

Lamb was asked if thought curtains would be beneficial, especially in games that start in the late-afternoon window.

“Yes,” he said. “1,000 percent.”

Will he bring it up to Jones?

“I mean y’all are doing my job right now,”

Jones has been stubborn about no curtains for the 15 years of the stadium’s existence and he isn’t changing.

“Well, let’s just tear the damn stadium down and build another one? You kidding me?” Jones said.

Sun-day Memories: Lamb’s lament brings Jerry Jones stubbornness to light, literally

Eight years after originally running an article on it, the sun continues to wreak havoc on Cowboys home games and Jerry Jones is still being defiant about it. | From @KDDrummondNFL

This article first appeared during CowboysWire’s first year of existence: 2016. Yet here again, eight years later, it is still relevant because Jerry Jones would rather have iconic images circulating the web than to eliminate a problem that’s existed since AT&T Stadium was being built. Nothing here has aged poorly, so we revisit the conversation had then.


For a $1.2 billion stadium, one would think sun interference would be the last thing a home team need worry about. Maybe that’s part of the problem, it seems as if it was one of the last things the club worried about, according to one aerospace engineer.

Gregg Wilson, former officer in the Canadian Air Force and consultant to defense giants such as Lockheed Martin and Boeing, is a long-time Cowboys season ticket holder. In 2008, as the team was beginning to work on the new stadium, Wilson inquired as to possible sun interference when working with the sales department to determine where his seats would be.

My concerns about the new stadium’s sun problems arose from one of the biggest problems from the old [Texas] stadium… the infamous sun spot.  You never wanted to be stuck sitting in it during the pre-season or the first month of the regular season . . . The hole in roof acted like a giant magnifying glass.  Everyone in the sun for those early games were literally melting away.

I recall the sales staff reassuring everyone that the new stadium would never have this problem since it was temperature controlled that the roof wouldn’t be open with outside temperatures hotter than 80 degrees or colder than 60 degrees . . .

In my opinion, a magnified 80 degrees was still unacceptable considering the high cost associated with PSLs.

At the time, I was requesting a very specific PSL on the home side of the stadium and they said I would need to prove an inadequacy with one side of the stadium versus the other… before they would entertain my request.

And prove it, he did.

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Wilson provided them a series of data charts in addition to the one above explaining troublesome dates and times when the sun could affect the viewing experience. Wilson states the overmatched Cowboys sales team replied “Is this a joke?”

If it was, Jason Witten and Dez Bryant certainly weren’t laughing in the Giants game.

Had I not done that analysis for those seats (for the top opening), I never would have guessed there was a potential problem with the side windows of the stadium (that’s the location on my graph that says “Impact unknown”).  Remember, the old stadium never had side windows.

Wilson made the point if he was able to construct a feasible mapping of how the sun could potentially affect his viewing experience, it would stand to reason the club would have invested resources into preparing themselves for the possibility it could affect the game. There likely wouldn’t be any communication between a sales staff and those that deal with in-game strategy such as choosing which direction to pick prior to kickoff. However, in seven years of playing at the stadium, one would hope the Cowboys staff would be better prepared for such a scenario.

Wilson believes if nothing changes, the problem could reappear Sunday during the game against the Bengals and possibly even the Washington game in November. He even suggests Cowboys should worry more about which direction they play in than whether or not to get the ball first.

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I’m not saying the sales staff (back from 2008) should have spoken to the coaching staff to pick the right side of the field (I doubt that type of dialog ever existed back then, nor does it exist now)… but surely somebody else must have noticed a “potential” sun problem over the past 7 years and the Cowboys could have spent a small amount of money to put valuable information in their own hands.  Not sure who won the coin toss this past Sunday but it disappoints me if it was us and then we ultimately picked the wrong side.
For arguments sake, let’s say the Cowboys truly had no idea.  If that’s the case, they know now and there’s no reason it should ever happen again.

As it turns out, they did know, or at least the architects who designed the stadium did. Bryan Trubey, executive vice president of the architectural firm that built AT&T Stadium revealed the football park’s orientation is due to its position as the flagship of a bigger, unfinished sports complex is the reason for the sun issues.

“That stadium was developed as part of a master plan,” Trubey said. “That master plan will play out some day and the alignment between the stadium and the ballpark is one of the key elements to the entire master plan.

“When you get to the west side of the stadium, when we get the higher densities there, when you have 14-, 15-story buildings, which is not out of the realm of possibility, it’s a completely different situation,” Trubey said.

“We knew, quite frankly, we could handle the sun angles, which we knew from the very beginning, would be like that, exactly the way we handle it right now with the screens and the drapes,” Trubey said. – SportsDay

Wait, there are screens and drapes? Then how in the world could there have been impact on the game and more importantly, how was it allowed to continue?

Owner Jerry Jones calls the impact the sun has on a game, even Sunday’s loss, fractional.

Well, okay then. Hopefully, the decision makers will utilize the fail-safes to prevent this from happening again.

NFL fans roasted Jerry Jones for the glaring sun issues that plagued the Cowboys vs. the Eagles

The Cowboys stadium has curtains, but Jerry Jones continues not to use them!

Let’s get this out of the way. The sun isn’t the reason why the Dallas Cowboys lost a 34-6 clunker to the Philadelphia Eagles on Sunday. However, the sun causing issues during their highly-anticipated Week 10 matchup is kind of a microcosm for the Cowboys’ season as a whole.

The Cowboys’ $1.3 billion stadium has made a name for itself over the years for having some truly ridiculous sun glare, especially after the transition back to standard time in the fall. It’s a problem that has made itself known time and time again, yet it’s an issue that team owner Jerry Jones doesn’t seem to want to fix.

On Sunday, during a Cowboys drive in Eagles territory, CeeDee Lamb was wide open for a touchdown, but missed the ball thanks to the glare from the sun leaking through the windows in the stadium. Lamb even gestured to quarterback Cooper Rush after the play that the sun blinded him and prevented him from making the grab.

After Sunday’s game, Lamb even voiced his support for curtains during Cowboys day games. Curtains which the stadium has and uses for events like concerts, but not for NFL games. For some reason.

Jones, however, seemingly hasn’t thought about curtains as a solution, as his response to a postgame question about them speaks volumes.

“Well, let’s tear the damn stadium down and build another one? Are you kidding me?”

Yikes. There is a very easy fix for this problem and Jones just … doesn’t want to do it. For vanity or pride reasons, most likely. Like I said before, a pretty apt comparable to the Cowboys’ overall season, but swap the sun for firing Mike McCarthy.

NFL fans, of course, took this opportunity to roast Jones for the Cowboys’ glaring sun issues that impacted the team on Sunday.

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Trade deadline passed, fixing this position is Cowboys biggest priority

Will 2025 finally be the offseason the Cowboys address the DT in free agency? | From @ReidDHanson

Almost weekly one of my kids will approach me with unapologetic sadness on their face because their tablet has inexplicably died. Forced to now interact with society like a boomer, they express shock over how such a sad, regular-occurring event could have happened to them. Again.

In the calmest, most matter-of-fact manor I can muster, I explain to them this is all because they didn’t take the necessary steps to prevent it the night before. If they addressed this extremely predictable issue earlier, it wouldn’t be a problem right now.

In many ways, Jerry Jones and the Cowboys represent my children in this illustration. Only instead of Jones forgetting to plug in his tablet night after night, Jones is neglecting to fix the same important position offseason after offseason.

Over the past two offseasons it’s been glaringly apparent the Cowboys have had an issue on their interior defensive line. Defensive tackle has headlined nearly every free agent wish list of theirs, yet the Cowboys have repeatedly turned up their nose like DT is somehow the mini tootsie roll of NFL positions.

Halfway through the 2025 campaign and it’s clear, DT is still a major issue in Dallas, and much like my kids and their battery-depleted tablets, the Cowboys have no one to blame but themselves.

It would take nearly an act of God to salvage the Cowboys DT this season. Mazi Smith has done nothing to alter his disappointing career trajectory, Osa Odighizuwa is approaching free agency and the numerous other band-aids and Bondo Dallas has plugged into the middle are extreme longshots to become long-term solutions at any point in their careers.

The same position that headlined the Cowboys wish list the last two offseasons, is the same position that’s likely to headline it again in 2025: DT

A good DT can be an anchor in the middle for other positions to play off of. Assessing the play of linebackers, safeties and edge players in 2024, has become almost an impossible task given the struggles at DT. The trickle-down effects of the poor DT play cannot be overstated.

Luckily for the Cowboys, DT is one of the easiest positions to fill in the offseason. Majority of the top-rated DTs in the league today have either hit free agency or switched teams through free agency at some point in their careers. While it’s a costly position to fill, it’s a position that’s readily available to DT-needy teams willing to spend and desperate for instant solutions.

DT is an unpredictable position to draft and often takes time to develop. Players rarely hit the ground running so if any position is worth paying for in free agency, it’s the one. But we’ve been down this road before. Recommendations, cause and effect explanations, and not-so-polite “I told you sos.”

At the end of the day, Jerry Jones just needs to charge his tablet.

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Cowboys owner Jerry Jones says Dak Prescott ‘likely’ headed to IR

Jerry Jones believes Dak Prescott is destined for IR with a bad hamstring

The Dallas Cowboys can’t avoid more bad news in a sad season.

Team owner Jerry Jones went on the radio Tuesday and said it appears Dak Prescott’s hamstring injury has the quarterback headed for IR

“It’s likely we’ll IR him,” Jones said on his weekly radio hit on 105.3 The Fan in Dallas. “We’ll see how his rehab goes.”

Prescott was injured in Sunday’s loss to the Atlanta Falcons. He will miss at least four games if placed on IR.

In his absence, Cooper Rush will take over at quarterback against the Philadelphia Eagles in Week 10.