McCarthy: Cowboys players ‘better be frustrated’ after latest loss; ‘We deserve to win’

From @ToddBrock24f7: The coach used the word 9 times after the 34-10 loss, but remains committed to playing whoever gives the team the best chance to win.

This Cowboys Tuesday is presented by the letter F.

Fans were undoubtedly throwing the letter around liberally as they watched their team get mauled again on Monday night. Fifth loss in a row. Fouls. Flags. Fumbles. Fourth-down failures. A foolish fake punt.

There was no shortage of opportunities for plenty of F-words in the 34-10 loss, but head coach Mike McCarthy kept coming back to a different one in his postgame press conference.

“It’s very frustrating. It’s frustrating for everybody. Frustrating for the players, frustrating for the coaches, I know it’s disappointing for the fans,” McCarthy told reporters late Monday night from the podium at AT&T Stadium.

He used the word frustrating (or some derivative) nine times in a ten-minute Q&A session.

“Hell, they’d better be frustrated,” he said of his players. “I mean, we’re all frustrated. I think there would be something wrong if they weren’t frustrated.”

Well, something is definitely wrong, even with the rampant frustration. Yet the coach struggled to pinpoint exactly why this team keeps losing so badly.

“We’re not playing well enough or executing well enough, coaching well enough to overcome some of the mistakes we’re making at critical times in the game.”

Like going 0-for-4 on fourth down conversion attempts. Like committing nine penalties (not to mention having four defensive players flagged for personal fouls on the same snap). Like getting into the red zone just once and not having a single snap in goal-to-go. Like fumbling twice on the same play and helplessly watching it turn into a scoop-and-score for the opponent.

Like taking Brandon Aubrey’s field goal off the scoreboard and then coming away empty after a slapstick series of plays that turned the ball over on downs inside the Houston 10.

Like that ill-advised fake punt in the Cowboys’ own end and on the offense’s first possession, the second such debacle in three weeks, and one which McCarthy described as “a poor call by us.”

Like asking the backup quarterback coming off a historically bad performance to attempt the most passes in his career and the most throws by any Cowboys quarterback in a game in over three years.

“I would have liked to have been a lot more balanced, run to pass,” McCarthy explained. “I don’t want to throw the ball 40 times.”

Except it was 55 (56 if you count Bryan Anger’s four-yard lob… in a situation that needed nine).

But despite all the mistakes, miscues, and missed plays, McCarthy says he won’t be doing anything radically different as the team prepares for two more games in the next 10 days.

“We’ve just got to stay after it,” the coach said. “I’m disappointed, I’m frustrated for our guys because I know how much they put into this. We’ve just got to keep banging away.”

Don’t expect much to change during this short week of practices, because McCarthy says practices aren’t the issue.

“Our problem isn’t effort during the week; I haven’t seen that. We’re just not making critical plays.”

Don’t look for some massive overhaul of the roster, either. Despite a record that currently has the team staring at a top-10 draft pick, McCarthy has no interest in giving up on his starters in favor of simply getting younger guys game reps.

“We’re playing the best players to win the game,” he said.

“I have every reason to believe that we can get better. We have to be cleaner. The discipline and the details; you’re tired of hearing about it, but I’ve just got to keep pushing it and making them focus on it. And I do believe we’ll come out on the other side.

“We’ve got to win. We deserve to win. We deserve the opportunity to win, and that’s about putting the best people out there, and right now they’re young. Our young guys are getting a lot of experience, but we need to do whatever the hell we need to do to win.”

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By that logic, then, McCarthy should be at least open to the idea of making a change. Many Cowboys fans are ready to move on from backup quarterback Cooper Rush and get third-stringer Trey Lance a lot more involved.

Even McCarthy himself admitted he should have done so Monday night.

“I think the one thing I should have done at the end, and I didn’t do it, was put Trey in there. I could have gotten him a series. That’s one thing I would second-guess myself on,” he told media members… though whether that was an oversight or a message to ownership is up for debate.

“I really just didn’t want to get into putting him in for a play or two, because he’s more than a gadget player, in my opinion. We had him prepared to take a series, and frankly, there at the end, I should have given him that series. I regret not doing that.”

Add that to the long list of frustrations to come out of the Monday meltdown. But come Tuesday, McCarthy will be back at work, looking to turn it around the only way he knows how: by leaning on the coaches and players around him to keep putting in the work and trusting that the process will lead to something positive.

“Just trust the people in the room, the people that are doing the work. I do, I believe in this locker room,” McCarthy explained.

“There is good coming out of this. You don’t see it because we’re not winning games, but there’s young men that are getting an opportunity to do more, and I do believe that will pay it forward. It needs to hurry the hell up, because we need it in six days.”

Forward. Another F-word. And right now, for a very frustrated Cowboys team desperate to distance themselves from some of the losing squads of the franchise’s past they’re being lumped in with, it may be the only one that offers any hope.

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Overmatched Cowboys add more injuries to insulting play in fifth straight loss, 34-10 to Texans

The Cowboys drop to 3-7 on the season as they lose their fifth-straight contest.

The Dallas Cowboys placed QB Dak Prescott on injured reserve prior to Monday night’s contest against the Houston Texans. The Week 11 move was anticipated for the last several weeks, but the fact it took so long to make was a significant admission. There’s no cavalry coming, so the need for the roster spot wasn’t really a pressing issue for the 3-6 Cowboys.

Make that 3-7, as the club was once again in a street fight without any weapons in falling to the Texans 34-10. The club’s fifth straight defeat came with the required number of head scratches and face palms pretty much from the onset of the game. Dallas gave up big plays, turned the ball over and had a myriad of new injuries to keep piling on the miserable season.

Dallas saw three different starting offensive linemen leave the contest with injuries, along with their starting tight end. Jake Ferguson suffered a concussion early on, and then the second half saw Tyler Guyton, Zack Martin and Tyler Smith all get knocked out; the latter two within three plays of each other.

With Cooper Rush continuing to struggle to push the ball downfield on a regular basis, the Dallas defense was once again asked to do something they were incapable of doing. The Houston offense scored on a 77-yard opening play that was called back, but were undaunted with numerous big plays.

CJ Stroud released the ball quickly, often finding his returning star WR Nico Collins, on the way to 257 passing yards. He didn’t throw for a score, but it wasn’t necessary with RB Joe Mixon adding three touchdowns on 109 rushing yards.

In comparison Rush threw for over 300 yards, but Mike McCarhty’s non-existent commitment to the running game saw Dallas rush just 16 times compared to over 50 passing attempts.

The Cowoys offense remains disfunctional as the team lost their sixth straight home game

Twitter, BlueSky react to comical Cowboys-Texans Q1 sequence

A look at the insane opening quarter of the Cowboys-Texans games that had a little bit of everything except for quality play from Dallas. | From @KDDrummondNFL

People watch sports to be entertained and well, this has been entertaining. Not in the “great displays of physical skill” way, nor in the “masterminds being unbelievably creative” way either. No, this is a “oh look, the train is headed right for them” entertainment, and the them is the Dallas Cowboys.

In their Week 11 game against in-state rival Houston, the Cowboys allowed the Texans to score on their opening play of the game, only an illegible man downfield called back Nico Collins’ 77-yard screen score. No worries, RB Joe Mixon scored a few plays later on a 45-yard touchdown.

But that was only the beginning of the silliness. Dallas, stuffed in their own territory, tried a fake punt pass that was completed… 5 yards short of the yard marker. They got a reprieve as Houston looked to pour it on on their own fourth down when CJ Stroud threw an interception. Positives? Of course not, because Cooper Rush sent the ball right back to Houston.

—> HOU (7) @ DAL (0) <—
DAL has 4th & 9 at the DAL 33, Q1 10:41

Recommendation : 🤷 Toss-up (+0.8 WP)
Actual play: 👉 (Punt formation) B.Anger pass short middle to J.Thomas to DAL 37 for 4 yards (J.Metchie).

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— NFL 4th Down Bot (@nfl4th.com) November 18, 2024 at 8:31 PM

lol dog WTF is Fassel on 😂

— EditorinSkeet (@wcwpoet.bsky.social) November 18, 2024 at 8:31 PM

that fake punt attempt was the epitome of desperation. we’ve known the cowboys are a draft positioning team for a good bit, but now they’re also making decisions like one.

— Saad Yousuf (@saadyousuf126.bsky.social) November 18, 2024 at 8:33 PM

—> HOU (7) @ DAL (0) <—
HOU has 4th & 3 at the DAL 30, Q1 08:32

Recommendation : 🤷 Toss-up (+0.3 WP)
Actual play: (Shotgun) C.Stroud pass deep middle intended for N.Collins INTERCEPTED by M.Hooker at DAL 12. M.Hook

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— NFL 4th Down Bot (@nfl4th.com) November 18, 2024 at 8:34 PM

I see from the TL that the Cowboys are COMMITTED to the tank

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— Dalton Miller (@daltonbmiller.bsky.social) November 18, 2024 at 8:32 PM

Is that an INTERCEPTION??????

Malik Hooker did a thing just now and, in the process, bailed out Fassel. #Cowboys

— Patrik [No C] Walker (@voiceofthestar.bsky.social) November 18, 2024 at 8:33 PM

Dak is all of us

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— Parisa Michelle (@parisamichelle.bsky.social) November 18, 2024 at 8:41 PM

 

CMON MAN please just play Lance you legit cannot do worse 🤣

— EditorinSkeet (@wcwpoet.bsky.social) November 18, 2024 at 8:40 PM

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— Dana B (@day-nuh-bee.bsky.social) November 18, 2024 at 8:39 PM

Bro Cooper Rush sounds so funny with the “Here we go” 🤣
Same energy

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— EditorinSkeet (@wcwpoet.bsky.social) November 18, 2024 at 8:39 PM

Breaking, Literally: AT&T Stadium roof piece falls on field before Cowboys-Texans

From @ToddBrock24f7: A chunk of metal fell from as crews opened the venue’s retractable roof just hours before the Monday Night game was set to kick off.

Cowboys fans may have thought nothing else could go wrong this season.

As if.

For a brief period late Monday afternoon when it looked as though the retractable roof at AT&T Stadium would be open for Monday night’s primetime meeting with the Houston Texans. Now that’s in doubt after some sort of mechanical issue sent a giant piece of metal fall to the turf below and left more torn-away scrap hanging in the rafters.

Stadium workers began opening the roof several hours before kickoff, signalling a rather rare event for the venue that first opened in 2009. Cowboys owner Jerry Jones famously said recently- after the most recent complaints about the setting sun shining through the east/west-oriented windows causing problems for players- that the stadium, with its glass walls and retractable roof, was constructed to mimic the feel of an outdoor venue.

Yet the roof hadn’t been opened for a game in two years, and it’s been opened for less than 25% of all Cowboys games ever played there.

With perfect conditions forecast for Monday night (and possibly to distract slightly from the team’s godawful 3-6 record), Jones and the team made the decision to open the roof for the nationally-televised game.

But shortly after the roof opened, a large piece of metal fell from the structure. Media members from the various TV outlets were already on the field doing pregame reports. The debris is seen in video posted by NBC DFW’s Noah Bullard.

The roof was closed again and per The Athletic‘s Jon Machota, crews are investigating, ostensibly to determine whether or not it can be safely opened again.

Update: The mandated 90-minute countdown to kickoff has started. The roof will officially remain closed for the game, as it would have had to have been opened prior to that deadline.

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While there were thankfully no injuries, the punchlines surrounding the incident in this “train wreck” of a Cowboys season will write themselves for some time.

ESPN’s Ryan Clark, speaking from the Monday Night Countdown desk set up on the turf at the stadium, cracked, “The bottom done already fell out in Dallas; the top might as well, too.”

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Cowboys rookie WR set to make first NFL start Monday vs Texans

From @ToddBrock24f7: Ryan Flournoy teased the news on Instagram. It’s unknown how that may affect playing time for options like Jalen Brooks or Jonathan Mingo.

Whether they should be tinkering or tanking probably depends on your personal point of view, but the 3-6 Cowboys are still throwing the kitchen sink at their offensive lineup heading into their Week 11 matchup with the Houston Texans.

Cooper Rush has already taken over at quarterback thanks to a serious hamstring injury to Dak Prescott. Head coach Mike McCarthy finally admitted last week that Rico Dowdle is the team’s lead running back. Even depth OL pieces like Asim Richards and T.J Bass have seen live game action over the past several weeks.

And now a rookie wide receiver appears ready to contribute in a new way as the Cowboys embark on a brutal stretch of three games in an 11-day span.

According to an Instagram post he made on Monday, sixth-round draft pick Ryan Flournoy will make his first NFL start when the Cowboys host their intrastate rivals at AT&T Stadium.

The 25-year-old out of Southeast Missouri State has two catches on three targets so far this season and has appeared in five games for Dallas, logging 47 total offensive snaps.

What’s not immediately clear is what kind of ripple effect Flournoy’s start might have on the rest of the WR corps. CeeDee Lamb popped up on the injury report over the weekend with a back issue, though the team is reportedly optimistic about his status.

“Everything right now is pointing for him to play,” a source told NFL Network’s Jane Slater midday Monday.

Brandin Cooks has been sidelined since the beginning of October, and third-year man Jalen Tolbert has already started every game for the Cowboys this season. Jalen Brooks started Week 9’s game in Atlanta, and KaVontae Turpin got the nod in Week 6 versus Detroit. Jalen Cropper has been used very sparingly but has yet to crack the starting lineup.

Dallas also added second-year option Jonathan Mingo 13 days ago via a trade with Carolina. He has been expected to make his Cowboys debut Monday night as well.

But now it’s apparently Flournoy’s turn to start. While the starting lineup is often merely a ceremonial honor dictated simply by the personnel package required to run the first pre-scripted play, it could be assumed that the team has at least a few routes designed to try to really see what they have for the future in the 6-foot-1, 200-pounder. And given the demands that the next week and a half will put on Cowboys players, this move may be simply a pre-emptive way to spread the physical toll around.

Earlier in the season, though, team owner Jerry Jones hyped up the rookie by comparing him to a longtime favorite of Cowboys fans.

“He’s got Dez Bryant stuff to him,” Jones said prior to Flournoy’s NFL debut in the Week 5 win over Pittsburgh.

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Flournoy will theoretically get some chances Monday night in a Dallas passing attack that struggled mightily last weekend. In his first start at QB since 2022, Rush delivered a historically poor performance against the Eagles in a blowout loss, continuing something of a theme for the blue and silver.

The Cowboys currently rank first in the league in pass attempts per game (39.4), but they fall all the way to the bottom 10 when measuring net yards per attempt (just 5.5).

So the opportunities will likely be there. Now it’s up to Flournoy to capitalize on them.

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Is CeeDee Lamb playing today? Injury news update for Cowboys wide receiver

Here’s the latest status for the Cowboys’ CeeDee Lamb for Week 11 against the Houston Texans.

The Dallas Cowboys had an entire laundry list of injured players throughout the week of practice, in preparation for their Monday night matchup with the Houston Texans. Over 1/3rd of their roster appeared on the practice report from Thursday, the first day of the week when MNF participants are forced to reveal the statuses of their players for the upcoming contest.

But it was one injury that appeared, somewhat out of nowhere, on the final practice day that is going to wreak the most havoc on the team’s plans to stop a four-game losing streak. Wideout CeeDee Lamb appeared with a back injury. Lamb has been listed as questionable for the week.

After dealing with a shoulder the week before, Lamb is doing his best to be the solid solider and example setter for the younger ones on the roster.

For what it’s worth, head coach Mike McCarthy minimized the impact of the injury on Saturday, saying he’s optimistic the star wideout will play.

With no Dak Prescott under center, the Cowboys are going to rely heavily on Lamb to be the best player on the field when the offense has the ball. He had a team-high six catches last week, but for a measly 21 yards in the club’s first game without Prescott.

Lamb has played the Texans just once before, in 2022, when he caught five balls for 33 yards.

Is Nico Collins playing today? Injury news update for Texans wide receiver

Here’s the latest status for the Texans Nico Collins against the Dallas Cowboys.

The Houston Texans were all too happy to discover they were mining a diamond in the rough. All it took was the arrival of rookie quarterback CJ Stroud and offensive coordinator Bobby Slowik in 2023 to uncover the massive potential of 2021 third-round wideout Nico Collins.

After two pedestrian seasons, Collins turned in an 80-catch, 1,296-receiving yard and eight touchdown campaign in the much ballyhooed third season of his career. The Texans went out and added Stefon Diggs this offseason and the attention he demanded vaulted Collins into a league-leading 113 yard-per-game stratosphere.

But that was before a hamstring injury sidelined Collins for the last five contests. The question is, will he be able to play against the Dallas Cowboys in Week 11?

The answer appears to be yes, as for the first time in over a month, Collins carries no game designation on the Texans’ final injury report of the week, released on Saturday.

With his expected return, the Texans will be a much more formidable offense for the Cowboys’ secondary to contend with. With Collins in the lineup, Houston averaged 272 passing yards a contest. In the five games without him, they’ve averaged just 165 passing yards per game, and that includes an appalling 55 yards in their Week 7 loss to Green Bay.

Since losing Collins, Slowik has focused on running the ball more, and that was taken to another level when they also lost Stefon Diggs to a torn ACL.

With Collins back, expect Trevon Diggs and Caelen Carson of the Cowboys to have their hands full, along with safeties Malik Hooker and Donovan Wilson.

Cowboys schedule: Is Dallas playing today?

Are the Cowboys playing today? Here’s a look at the 2024 schedule; results and the games to come.

Week 11 of the NFL football schedule has arrived, will the Dallas Cowboys be playing football today?

The Cowboys have lost four consecutive football games, cementing the concerns many had about the 2024 version of the franchise. The worst fears about a Mike McCarthy and staff lame-duck year seemingly have come to fruition, with the team being non-competitive as a whole in several games. Will they be able to right the ship on Sunday? No, because they won’t be playing today.

Dallas isn’t on a bye week, however. They simply have a Monday night date with in-state rival Houston. The Texans (6-4) have a relatively comfortable lead in the subpar AFC South division. Meanwhile the 3-6 Cowboys are already four games behind the Philadelphia Eagles, who pummeled them last week 34-6.

Dallas is 0-4 on the season at AT&T Stadium, setting an NFL first by trailing by at least 20 points in each contest. Here’s a look at their schedule so far this year.

TEAM 2024 schedule

Week Date Opponent Time (CT) Result
1 Sep. 8 @ Cleveland Browns 3:25 p.m. W, 33-17
2 Sep. 15 vs New Orleans Saints Noon L, 44–19
3 Sep. 22 vs Baltimore Ravens 3:25 p.m. L, 28-25
4 Sep. 26 @ New York Giants (TNF) 7:15 p.m. W, 20-15
5 Oct. 6 @ Pittsburgh Steelers (SNF) 7:20 p.m. W, 20-17
6 Oct. 13 vs Detroit Lions 3:25 p.m. L, 47-9
7 BYE WEEK
8 Oct. 27 @ San Francisco 49ers (SNF) 7:20 p.m. L, 30-24
9 Nov. 3 @ Atlanta Falcons Noon L, 27-21
10 Nov. 10 vs Philadelphia Eagles 3:25 p.m. L, 34-6
11 Nov. 18 vs Houston Texans (MNF) 7:15 p.m. TBD
12 Nov. 24 @ Washington Commanders Noon TBD
13 Nov. 28 vs New York Giants (Thanksgiving) 3:30 p.m. TBD
14 Dec. 9 vs Cincinnati Bengals (MNF) 7:15 p.m. TBD
15 Dec. 15 @ Carolina Panthers Noon TBD
16 Dec. 22 vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers (SNF) 7:20 p.m. TBD
17 Dec. 29 @ Philadelphia Eagles 3:25 p.m. TBD
18 Jan. 5 vs Washington Commanders TBD TBD

*prime-time game

Cowboys vs Texans Final Injury Report: CeeDee Lamb in doubt, 2 fringe starters out Week 11

A look at the final injury designations for Week 11, including WRs trending in different directions. | From @KDDrummondNFL

The Dallas Cowboys have had a time of it when it comes to trying to stay healthy for 2024. The entire year has been one injury to a key player after another. So it should be no surprise that on the final day of full practice ahead of Monday night’s battle with the Houston Texans, another key member of the club appears on the injury report.

Saturday saw wideout CeeDee Lamb appear for the first time this week. A back injury is the cause, though head coach Mike McCarthy attempted to downplay its significance. Dallas listed 19 players on the injury report this week, over 35% of their 53-man roster. Meanwhile the Houston Texans are giddy that WR Nico Johnson isn’t listed on their report as it looks like he will play for the first time in five weeks.

Lamb is one of four players Dallas listed as questionable, while the club has ruled out three others and designated one as doubtful with just a 25% chance of seeing the field. That would be FB Hunter Luepke, dealing with a calf injury. Slot corner Jourdan Lewis doesn’t even have a slim chance of playing with his troubled neck; he’s been ruled out.

Here’s a look at the full, final, injury report for both clubs for Week 11.

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 Cowboys

CB DaRon Bland, Foot | OUT
Thursday, Friday, Saturday: Did Not Participate

CB Caelen Carson, Shoulder | NO DESIGNATION
Thursday: DNP | Friday, Saturday Full Participant

CB Trevon Diggs, Calf | NO DESIGNATION
Thursday, Friday, Saturday: Limited

OT Chuma Edoga, Toe | QUESTIONABLE
Thursday, Friday, Saturday: Limited

TE Jake Ferguson, Illness | NO DESIGNATION
Thursday: DNP | Friday, Saturday: Full

OT Tyler Guyton, Neck/Shoulder | NO DESIGNATION
Thursday, Friday, Saturday: Limited

LB Eric Kendricks, Shoulder | NO DESIGNATION
Thursday, Friday, Saturday: DNP

WR CeeDee Lamb, Back | QUESTIONABLE
Saturday: Limited

CB Jourdan Lewis, Neck | OUT
Thursday, Friday, Saturday: DNP

FB Hunter Luepke, Calf | | DOUBTFUL
Thursday, Friday, Saturday: DNP

OG Zack Martin, Shoulder | QUESTIONABLE
Thursday: DNP | Friday, Saturday: Limited

LB DeMarvion Overshown, Knee | NO DESIGNATION
Thursday, Friday, Saturday: Full

LB Micah Parsons, Ankle | NO DESIGNATION
Thursday, Friday, Saturday: Full

QB Dak Prescott, Hamstring | OUT
Thursday, Friday, Saturday: DNP

QB Cooper Rush, Neck | NO DESIGNATION
Thursday, Friday, Saturday: Full

OG Tyler Smith, Knee | NO DESIGNATION
Thursday, Friday: Limited | Saturday: Full

Safey Juanyeh Thomas, Concussion | NO DESIGNATION
Thursday, Friday, Saturday: DNP

LB Nick Vigil, Foot | QUESTIONABLE
Thursday, Friday, Saturday: DNP

Safety Donovan Wilson, Hip | NO DESIGNATION
Thursday, Friday, Saturday: Full

 

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Houston Texans

OUT

DE Will Anderson, Ankle
DT Folorunsio Fatukasi, Foot
OT Blake Fisher, Concussion

QUESTIONABLE

CB Kamari Lassiter, Concussion
CB Jeff Okudah, Quad

NO DESIGNATION

LB Azeeze Al-Shaair, Knee
WR Nico Collins, Hamstring
LB Jake Hansen, Ankle
QB CJ Stroud, Right Hard
LT Laremy Tunsil, Knee
RB Dameon Pierce, Groin
CB Derek Stingley, Jr, Hip
DE Dylan Horton, Shoulder

‘Train wreck’: ESPN College Gameday crew rips Cowboys during Monday Night Football promo

From @ToddBrock24f7: Kirk Herbstreit & Co. didn’t hold back on their thoughts on the Cowboys as they promoted this week’s Monday Night matchup with the Texans.

Saturday mornings are great. For football fans, it’s a time to sleep in a bit, turn on the TV, and then see where ESPN College GameDay is this week in what has become a ritual for millions: preview the day’s collegiate matchups, break down some Xs and Os with Nick Saban, listen to a possibly-shirtless Pat McAfee get riled up, throw in a tearjerker story from somewhere, watch some kid (probably) shank a field goal try, read some clever signs, and wait for Lee Corso to maybe put on a silly mascot head before settling in for a day’s worth of the sport we love.

Even if the pro team you follow is in the middle of an unequivocal stinker of a season, Saturday morning is a safe space where you can soak in all the competitive spirit and rich pageantry of the gridiron without being reminded of how badly your Sunday squad sucks.

Unless you’re a Cowboys fan.

With the GameDay crew broadcasting live from Athens, Ga. in advance of the Bulldogs-Volunteers clash later in the day, ESPN also took a moment to tease their upcoming programming- namely, the Week 11 installment of Monday Night Football that will pit the 3-6 Cowboys against the Houston Texans in a primetime battle for bragging rights within the Lone Star State.

And hoo boy, Kirk Herbstreit had things to say.

Coming back from a commercial break, Rece Davis read his scripted voiceover of the obligatory promo… and then absolutely teed up his deskmate and Thursday-night NFL color man.

“Boy, things are going great in Dallas,” Davis snipped.

“Just keep putting Dallas in those high-profile windows,” Herbstreit taunted, to the snickers of the other hosts. “They just keep losing games. That is a train wreck. A train wreck.”

“And they keep talking,” prodded McAfee.

“Great body language, if you watch them play,” Herbstreit added.

“Other than that,” Davis wrapped up, “what’s your opinion on the Cowboys?”

“Awful,” concluded Herbstreit.

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Enjoy your Saturday, Cowboys fans. Heck, this week we even get a bonus Sunday to just be casual observers.

But sadly, the train is going to just keep coming.

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