Can someone please stop Boston Dynamics? It’s pretty obvious they’re building robot death machines over there. Someone needs to stop this.
They’ve got robot dogs opening doors so we can’t hide in closets from them during their hostile takeover. They can jog, too, so we’re not out running them. And don’t even think about hiding up the stairs.
They even taught them how to dance so that when they’ve completed their takeover, they can dance on our graves.
And now, even if we try to get some height and hide, they don’t even need steps. They can just parkour their way up to us and get us out the paint.
Yup. That’s right. They taught the robots how to parkour.
Parkour is the perfect sandbox for the Atlas team to experiment with new behaviors. Through jumps, balance beams, and vaults, we push Atlas to its limits to discover the next generation of mobility, perception, and athletic intelligence. https://t.co/xZRNVnhrkc pic.twitter.com/E0ssh45ZCi
— Boston Dynamics (@BostonDynamics) August 17, 2021
These things are basically ninja death machines at this point, yo. Boston Dynamics must be stopped.
We have so much proof that this isn’t a great idea. The Terminator movies. iRobot. Transformers. And yet here we are, watching them develop these things right before our eyes.
Where is John Connor when you need him?
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