Straight-up NFL picks, Week 12: Mike White vs. the Vikings pass defense? We’re listening.

Week 13 has a bunch of toss-up games, including Dolphins-49ers and Chiefs-Bengals. So when in doubt … take the home team?

The title of last week’s picks column was “talking ourselves off the Jaguars and fading primetime Kirk Cousins.” Whoops!

Cousins wasn’t great, but did enough to beat the Patriots even on a day where his defense allowed Mac by-god Jones to throw for nearly 400 yards. Jacksonville, on the other hand, got out-gained by nearly 100 yards against the Baltimore Ravens, wisely opted to go for two late in a one-point game and was rewarded by the football gods with a win.

That dampered our hit rate, though Robert Zeglinski was able to rise above the muck and deliver an 11-5 week that tied him for the lead among our three-man panel. In response, I … am fading Kirk Cousins again.

In what is likely an overreaction to Mike White carving up a bad Chicago Bears team, I’ve got the New York Jets winning in Minneapolis this week. Otherwise, it’s a long slate of home underdogs in 50/50 games (or 60/40, in the case of Chiefs-Bengals). That means I’m probably looking down another .500-ish week — but at least it gives me something to talk about.

Here are our expert (“expert”) straight-up picks for Week 13:

Game Christian Robert Charles
Bills at Patriots Bills Bills Bills
Broncos at Ravens Ravens Ravens Ravens
Packers at Bears Packers Packers Packers
Commanders at Giants Giants Commanders Commanders
Jaguars at Lions Lions Jaguars Lions
Jets at Vikings Jets Vikings Vikings
Browns at Texans Browns Browns Browns
Steelers at Falcons Falcons Falcons Falcons
Titans at Eagles Eagles Eagles Eagles
Dolphins at 49ers 49ers Dolphins 49ers
Seahawks at Rams Seahawks Seahawks Seahawks
Chiefs at Bengals Bengals Chiefs Chiefs
Chargers at Raiders Raiders Raiders Chargers
Colts at Cowboys Cowboys Cowboys Cowboys
Saints at Buccaneers Bucs Bucs Bucs
Last week: 9-7 11-5 8-8
Year to date: 110-69-1 110-69-1 97-82-1

And here are those selections in a better-formatted screenshot of our actual picks sheet, which unfortunately struggles to translate to our editing software.

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