The National Women’s Soccer League is not a normal league.
Last week, the major through-line for this column was that the league’s six playoff teams were already threatening to separate themselves. This past weekend’s schedule paired the teams in playoff places with teams on the outside, and could have more or less sealed a haves and have-nots stretch run (give or take the Houston Dash clinging to the contending pack).
Instead:
Wrote last week that it was now or never already for the bottom 6, and they appear to have chosen "now" https://t.co/i8cvUldj3c
— Jason Anderson (@JasonDCsoccer) July 2, 2023
The “we are SO back!” vibes are off the charts.
The teams entering the weekend sitting seventh or worse went 3W-2D-1L against the top six. The Kansas City Current and Orlando Pride got road wins against the Portland Thorns and Washington Spirit (arguably the two most consistently good teams in the NWSL in 2023). The Chicago Red Stars got a shutout! Up is down, left is right. That’s our league.
We talk all the time about NWSL parity, but this was parity to the point of parody. Of course the NWSL had a weekend where the teams that can’t win all rise up to beat the teams that can’t lose.
This league knows no other way to be.