Machine Gun Kelly offers Travis Kelce $500,00 and more to play for the Cleveland Browns

Gotta shoot your shot, Machine Gun Kelly.

Look, Machine Gun Kelly: it’s a nice offer and all, but your $500,000 isn’t going to compare to the money Travis Kelce makes from the Kansas City Chiefs (although, hey, let’s talk when a 37-year-old Kelce is a free agent in 2026).

Kelly, like Kelce, lived in a suburb of Cleveland when he was younger, and the singer decided to put up $500K cash, plus a donation of that amount to their high schools, “as well as everyday breakfast and coffee delivery from my restaurant” if the tight end would join the Browns.

Kelce did say that was the dream when he was coming out of Cincinnati in the NFL Draft, but yeah, he’s loving life in Kansas City. Good try though!

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