Iowa Hawkeyes are so back to defend Sickos college football crown

Forget about all the other preseason polls. The Iowa Hawkeyes start the season No. 1 and are back to defend their Sickos national title!

WE’RE NUMBER ONE! WE’RE NUMBER ONE!

Sure, you could be like the rest of the sheep out there and care about the opinions and rankings of the media. You could pay attention to the media and coaches polls, but what the heck do they even know about football?

Everyone knows that the only ranking that matters is, of course, the Sickos Committee poll. Voted on by their 93,000 followers, the Sickos Committee released their official preseason top-30 ranking!

There is a certain badge of honor that comes with being a high-ranking member of the Sickos Community. It certainly does not make you a bad team, there are actually a good amount of ranked teams who will do quite well this year. It just means that you are truly upholding the standard of college football.

Everyone knows that the NFL is king for the best football played in the world, but there’s just a certain element missing from the league. It’s almost too polished in a sense. College football is the perfect mix of good football, alongside the goofiness. If you are a fan of one of the top-ranked teams, you know exactly what I’m talking about.

That my friends, is what being a college football sicko is all about. Without further ado, here’s a complete breakdown of all 30 ranked teams in the Sickos Committee preseason poll.