Cowboys fans, y’all better keep an eye on Micah Parsons. The man is bandwagoning and it’s not a good look.
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The Cowboys’ edge rusher was caught wearing a Celtics’ jersey for Boston’s Game 1 against the Miami Heat in the Eastern Conference finals. Ordinarily, that would be fine. There’s nothing wrong with Parsons being a Celtics fan.
Except for…is he really a Celtics fan? The answer definitely seems to be no.
In fact, we just saw the man wearing a 76ers jersey last week when Boston was playing against Philadelphia in the East semifinals. And, on top of that, he’s rocking the jersey with a weird button-up underneath which only adds to his traitorous vibe right now.
This man is truly the new Drake when it comes to switching sides.
Micah Parsons… Bruh 😂😂😂🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/O2uBnuAYHb
— Ace Boogie (@NewStripeCity) May 18, 2023
This is absolutely incriminating, to be sure. But what makes it worse is that the man had to actually ask for the jersey. From Jayson Tatum himself.
Tatum called out Micah Parsons for wearing a Sixers jersey last series 😅 pic.twitter.com/sXZNtnUn58
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) May 18, 2023
And it isn’t just these two teams. The man has been a Mavericks fan and a Warriors fan all within the last few years. He says he’ll pick a team going into next year and stick with it, but how can we trust him?
Broooo😂😂😂 starting next year I’m claiming one team!!! https://t.co/u787RBxQkS
— Micah Parsons (@MicahhParsons11) May 18, 2023
The answer is we cannot. Do not trust Micah Parsons. Instead, roast him. Like everyone else on the internet is doing.