Every 2022 Belmont Stakes horse name, ranked

This will help you win money (probably not).

The 2022 Belmont Stakes is nearly here, and it’s time to help you win some money.

So if you’re looking for betting advice or odds? Sorry to say, but look elsewhere. Because as we’ve done with the Kentucky Derby and the Preakness, we’re here to rank horse names. That’s at least how I pick which thoroughbreds to throw money down on. Doesn’t everybody?

A reminder: This is very unscientific (you knew that), but I tend to like prestigious names that sound like winners and originality.

So, here it is, my ranking of all the contenders — including Rich Strike, back after skipping the Preakness — by name: