You know the drill: If it’s almost a sport, it’s going to be on ESPN2.
That’s right, ESPN THE OCHO IS BACK WOOOO!
Only this time, we’re not just getting a 24-hour block of some funky sports — remember Headis? — that we rarely see on cable TV.
No, this time, the seventh annual edition of ESPN2’s look at wacky events is now going to last for a whole three days, with 52 sports and 43 hours of programming. And it’s starting in primetime Thursday night on Aug. 2 with a game involving the famous and amazing Savannah Bananas.
Check out the full schedule (all times Eastern):
Thursday Aug. 3
7 p.m. Savannah Bananas vs. The Party Animals
9 p.m. 2023 ACL Pro Shootout Championship
10 p.m. 2023 Table Hockey World Championships
10:30 p.m. Red Bull Fierste Ljepper
11 p.m. Slamball
Friday, August 4
1 a.m. Stern Heads-Up Pinball Invitational
1:30 a.m. 2020 USA Mullet Championships
2 a.m. 2021 US Air Guitar Championships
3 a.m. 2022 Disc Golf Pro Tour Championship
4 a.m. Jelle’s Marble Runs
4:30 a.m. Foosball World Cup
5:30 a.m. World Chase Tag 5
6:30 a.m. 2023 Wisconsin Auctioneers Championship
7 a.m. Microsoft Excel World Championship
7:30 a.m. Truck and Tractor Pulling
8 a.m. OneWheel World Championship
8:30 a.m. Arm Wrestling Reborn
9 a.m. Extreme Axe & Knife Games
10 a.m. Omegaball Women’s Invitational
11 a.m. 2023 BullShooter Invitational Shootout
12 p.m. Omegaball Men’s Invitational
1 p.m. Professional Cuesports League (PCL)
2 p.m. TurfWars Invitational: Adult Kickball Championship
3 p.m. The Ocho Show
4 p.m. 2023 NWLA Wiffleball All-Stars
5 p.m. Major League Table Tennis
6 p.m. 2023 Slippery Stairs
7 p.m. Johnsonville SuperHole IV Championship
9 p.m. Viii Sports YMCA Invitational
10 p.m. Pillow Fight Championship
11 p.m. 2023 FootGolf World Cup
11:30 p.m. Masskrugstemmen Stein Holding Competition
Saturday, August 5
12:00 a.m. 2023 Corgi Races
12:30 a.m. World Dog Surfing Championship Best Waves
1 a.m. USA Dodgeball All-Star Showcase
2 a.m. CROSSNET Sand Series: SoCal
2:30 a.m. 2022 eSkootr Championship
3 a.m. 2022 Spikeball’s Co-Ed Invitational: Utah
4 a.m. Red Bull Paper Wings
4:30 a.m. Corunna Belt Sander Races
5 a.m. Franklin Rock River Stone Skipping Competition
5:30 a.m. Teqball Tour: Los Angeles
6:30 a.m. 2020 Tetris Championships
7:30 a.m. Golden Tee World Championship
8 a.m. World Sign Spinning Championship
8:30 a.m. Grass Drag Racing Season Opener
9 a.m. 2022 AUDL Championship
9:30 a.m. Ultimate Ninja World Finals
10 a.m. Red Bull Rapids
10:30 a.m. FlingGolf: San Diego Open
11 a.m. Professional Horseshoes League
12 p.m. 2023 ACL Pro Doubles World Championship