The time has arrived once again when many of your loved ones may be preparing to spend the next three to four months obsessing over college football. Maybe you’re one of those people who has better things to do with your time, like watching Tim Robinson’s sketch comedy magnum opus I Think You Should Leave for the 17th time in its entirety, leaving you no time to research all these teams running around your television screen. We’re here to change that.
For educational purposes, we’ve assembled a primer to familiarize you with the top 25 teams in the USA TODAY Sports Coaches Poll by showing you each team’s best comparison in the world of I Think You Should Leave. Pay attention and don’t get distracted, I don’t want hear any jokes about it. I DON’T WANT ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE RANKINGS.