Chris Paul is really still one of the best point guards in the NBA. Somehow. At 35 years old. That’s just wild. And not only is he good, but he’s still playing at an All-Star level.
He’s got the Suns as the second-best team in the West and they completely handled the Jazz on Wednesday behind 29 points and 9 assists from the Point God.
There is absolutely no way he’s still supposed to be this good. He’s 35! Buddy is 15 years away from AARP status. There’s no way he’s supposed to be doing this.
It looks like we may have figured out the secret, though. It’s his “Secret Stuff.”
Paul was caught chugging a bottle of his “Secret Stuff” out of a water bottle during the Suns’ game against the Jazz. It was like they pulled the bottle right out of Space Jam.
Chris’ Secret Stuff.. the key to 29 PTS, 9 AST for @CP3 in the @Suns W! pic.twitter.com/SPkhudubDg
— NBA (@NBA) April 8, 2021
This is absolutely hilarious. It all makes sense now. We see you, CP. We know what it is. This might just be a prop for Space Jam: A New Legacy. He is playing in the movie.
It also might be what water from the fountain of youth Paul and LeBron James are both drinking from. Who knows?
That’s why it’s called Secret Stuff. It’s a secret!
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