Brad Stevens shut down the Indiana rumors in the best way possible

It sounds like Brad Stevens has really embraced Boston.

Brad Stevens has been working in Boston for eight years now and it appears the Celtics head coach plans on staying for a lot longer.

With the Indiana Hoosiers in need of a new coach, and Stevens having an obvious connection to the state — it’s his home state and where he coached his way into national prominence at Butler — the 44-year-old being connected to the job was inevitable.

Unsurprisingly, that talked picked up across the internet this week, and Stevens was asked about the rumors Thursday during a press conference. I don’t know if he could have done a better job of shutting it all down…

“I’m not a kid anymore. I’m a 44-year-old Masshole. I swerve around others when I’m driving, I eat Dunkin Donuts and I root for the Patriots.”

Yeah, that dude isn’t going anywhere.

It’s a bit of a weird flex, though. I don’t know if he should be proud of any of that: Being old is awful, nobody likes a Masshole, he should be more safe when driving and the Patriots were a bad team last year. But, Stevens has found his new home and he appears to be content.

And, really, why would you leave an NBA job for a college job that comes with unrealistic expectations? Oddly enough, there’s far less pressure to win as the coach of a team with 16 championships than there is for a program that last won it all in 1987? Indiana just isn’t the draw it once was … even for a Hooiser.

Stevens is making the right decision. Now, about that driving…

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