I don’t have an MVP vote. But if I did, it would go to the person at FOX who decided to replace actual photos of NFL players with ridiculous cartoons for all of their graphics this season.
If you’ve watched an NFL game this season, you’ve probably noticed the cartoons. Philip Rivers has muscles bursting in his. Tom Brady looks like a tween on HGH. They’re awesome.
A few weeks ago, I ranked all of the cartoons for the league’s starting quarterbacks but, as the self-proclaimed authority on these things, I decided that wasn’t enough. They needed to be properly documented so future NFL fans can look back at these artifacts and enjoy them as much as we are.
So I went through EVERY touchdown scored on a FOX telecast this season and grabbed every single player cartoon I could find. This is the result. I present a complete database of FOX’s NFL player cartoons…