It’s no secret that there are a lot of college football bowl games and that many of them have mascots — some fun, some odd, some perfect for an absurd sport — that are tied to the bowl’s sponsor.
We here at For The Win are not for #brands, but we do love the weirdness and quirks of bowl game mascots that enhance the ever-present ridiculous of the sport. So we’re ranking bowl game mascots for the 2024-25 season.
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This ranking is deeply unserious and purely for fun, and while many of our favorite bowl mascots are from this season, others are delightful characters from past bowls that we couldn’t resist including. So here are our top-8 college football bowl game mascots, as of the 2024 season.
8. Whatever the hell Beef ‘O’ Brady was (Beef ‘O’ Brady’s Bowl, RIP)
I’m assuming some kind of 1920s-style Irish bare-knuckle boxer. I never actually watched the game. Not even sure it was a real mascot. Honorable mention to the Bad Boys Mower, who once hustled back to Florida after a scene-stealing Mad Men cameo in 2011. — Christian D’Andrea
7. Tony the Tiger (Tony the Tiger Sun Bowl)
I don’t know enough about bowls or mascots to make the most informed ranking, but I’ll roll with Tony because who doesn’t love Tony and those delicious Frosted Flakes? — Prince J. Grimes
6. Snoop Dogg (Snoop Dogg Arizona Bowl)
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The D-O-Double-G has been a caricature of himself for years now. A mascot and a product all in one, capable of making you laugh, dance and genuinely ask, “Why are you doing this?” If that’s not the spirit of bowl season, nothing is. — Blake Schuster
5. Prince Cheddward (Cheez-It Bowl, RIP)
Get a load of this guy! While he is not edible, mascots should not be edible anyway! In fact, it’s weird that the Pop-Tarts mascot is indeed edible. Long live Prince Cheddward. — Bryan Kalbrosky
4. Bloomin’ Onion (Outback Bowl, RIP)
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— Outback Steakhouse (@Outback) October 18, 2018
Specifically, Ryan Nanni as the Bloomin’ Onion at the Outback Bowl in 2018. I’ve never been more inspired to become a bloomin’ onion in my life. Or maybe some cheese fries. Who knows? Outback Bowl, if you ever come back, HMU. — Mike D. Sykes, II
3. Obie (Orange Bowl)
Obie is a crime against humanity and my eyes. From the clearly illogical placement of his arms to the creepy smile, I feel aggrieved. Whoever created him, COUNT YOUR DAYS. — Meghan L. Hall
2. The (edible-ish) Pop-Tarts Bowl mascot
How can you not love this thing?! The Pop-Tart Bowl mascot lived an entire life cycle during its bowl debut last season, celebrating and having fun before meeting its toaster demise and getting devoured. It lived its dream and hopefully started a wacky tradition that never dies — even if the Pop-Tart itself does every year. — Michelle R. Martinelli
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1. Tubby (Duke’s Mayo Bowl)
He has thick eyebrows, white arms and yellow legs. He is comforting but also terrifying. He is a walking jar of mayo that is rooting for above-average football in Charlotte, and he lives to see the winner of that game get drenched in twangy Duke’s. Tubby is inevitable. — Mitchell Northam
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