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Good morning, Winners! Today, I am a loser. Or, a tie-er, I guess? I don’t know if that’s a thing. But I certainly feel like a loser today. Somehow, despite my fantasy football league employing fractional scoring to prevent this sort of thing from happening, my weekly fantasy football matchup ended in a tie. A TIE. This is unbelievable. The number 124.04 is the stuff of nightmares.
I’m Thee Green Bubble. My opponent is Pitts and Giggles. Somehow, we managed to tie. So why does it feel like everyone here lost? Me. My guy. The Saints. We all just had an awful night.
WELL, ACTUALLY: The Chiefs had fun, at least. Xavier Worthy had himself a GAME.
When the Saints got the ball back against the Chiefs with about three minutes left, I knew my matchup was on the line. I had Alvin Kamara. My opponent had Chris Olave. All I needed was a catch, a run, or literally any sort of positive play from Kamara to pull ahead. I also needed Olave to be inexplicably quiet the entire drive, which, thankfully, he did exactly that.
So, there I sat, on pins and needles, hoping for literally anything. What did I get? Three targets. Zero catches. Everything was just out of his reach. Kamara ended with 12.6 points. Olave ended with 3.0.
I’m not mad at Kamara. I’m not mad at Derek Carr (who I hope is actually OK after getting injured on Monday!). Mostly, I’m mad at myself. This is my fault. I deserve this for two reasons.
The first one is simple: I had DJ Moore on my bench. That’s, like, 27 points right there. I wouldn’t have been sweating this if I’d trusted my gut and played him over Diontae Johnson. But I’m an idiot so I did not.
The second reason I deserve this is more existential. I broke my own rule and played fantasy football in the first place.
Let me tell you guys something. Normally, I don’t play fantasy football. Why, you ask? Read the headline. Because it is evil and you should never play it. So I don’t.
It always tricks you, man. You feel great after a couple of weeks, sure. You check your record and you’re 2-0. Great! Nice work. Next thing you know, you’ve dropped two straight games. Your entire bench is injured and you’re somehow getting the short end of the stick in the waiver wire. And, now look, you’ve tied a game you absolutely should’ve won. What a numbskull.
Whoops. That got deeply personal.
My group chat created the Green Bubble league and I basically had to participate because I am THEE Green Bubble as the lone Android user in our chat (hence, the name. Yes, I’m that guy). There was no way I could skip this one.
Clearly, that was a mistake. A mistake I will never make again. Maybe I’ll finally buy an iPhone to avoid this in the future.
These MLB playoffs are GREAT
The magic of Travis Kelce
“I told him before the play — I said, ‘I’m [going to] throw it to you. So, we can get in field goal range.’ And he underhand shoveled it across the the entire field…” “It’s like I’m talking to, like, Sterling…That’s Travis, man. He’s a special player. [As] long as he does it and it works, man, no one’s going to say anything.”This guy, man. That’s so fun. Glad to see he’s still got a bit of juice left in him. READ MORE: Meg Hall has more on the full play here.