Jerry Reinsdorf dropped a TL:DR statement to explain how he’s gonna fix the White Sox (he won’t)

White Sox owner Jerry Reinsdorf’s statement was as empty as the calories in a bottle of Gatorade.

With the most losses in a single season in MLB history, the 2024 Chicago White Sox might be the worst professional baseball team ever assembled. To top it all off, they’ve been neglected, they’ve been poorly managed, and they’ve already promised that almost no help is coming in the 2025 offseason.

Yet owner Jerry Reinsdorf — easily the biggest villain in Chicago sports right now — seems to think people still want to listen to what he has to say.

Wrong, wrong, wrong.

During the fourth quarter of a tight Chicago Bears game, Reinsdorf released a personal written statement roughly eight paragraphs long. In it, he promised to fix the team moving forward after an embarrassing year, but I won’t lie. That’s only an assumption because no one with functioning brain cells wants to read this man’s treatise as the actual sports cultural staple of the city (the Bears) were trying to secure a win:

The ego on Reinsdorf to think people would want to read this much about what he has to say at any time, let alone while the Bears are playing. That alone should tell you nothing meaningful will change about the White Sox moving forward. His words are beyond empty.