Watch: Dak Prescott suggests defecating on Eagles in new commercial

Pitching a product? If you have a chance to take a shot at your rival in the process, you better take it.

It would be so glorious to provide without comment, but alas, articles must have words. Here, ahead of their Week 14 rematch with the Philadelphia Eagles, Cowboys QB Dak Prescott leans into the not-so-friendly banter that comes his way by fans of the opposition and sometimes his own fanbase.

It’s all with good reason, as the salesman is pitching something very important, colon cancer screening. It’s just done in the absolute best way, suggesting aiming at the stool collection pot by placing something that you really want to besmirch. Take a look at the commercial and enjoy.