Texas A&M football is hard at work in College Station, which means taking time to try and answer hard-hitting questions such as, “Do aliens exist?” If you’re confused, let us explain.
As the Maroon and White continue to practice ahead of the team’s 2023 season opener against New Mexico on Sep. 2, the team was treated to its first Aggie Cam of fall camp. The topic on anyone’s mind nowadays is, of course, whether the existence of aliens is real or a myth. Why not ask the best football team in Texas for their thoughts on the matter?
Graduate wide receiver and Swiss army knife of offensive skill Ainias Smith, aka “Agent Zero,” wasted no time by emphatically proclaiming:
“Do aliens exist? I think everybody knows the answer. Yes!”
Fellow wideout Moose Muhammad III brought a layer of rationale to his argument in arguing that we are, in fact, in the presence of aliens:
“There’s no way we live in this solar system, and like, aliens don’t exist. Yeah, they exist.”
Offensive lineman Mark Nabou is projected to be a hard-hitting cornerstone in the trenches, but he threw an even harder-hitting question in response to the Aggie cam:
“What they hiding at Area 51, you never know. You know what I’m saying?”
How about the detractors? Five-star freshman running back Rueben Owens has a quick burst out of the backfield, and he was even quicker in denying the existence of aliens:
“No, they don’t exist!”
Thankfully, he had senior defensive back Tony Grimes to back him on the matter:
“Nah, I don’t think they do.”
Shemar Turner doesn’t care about whether they exist or not; instead, he gives a stern warning to all of the 12th man:
“Aliens are the devil. Don’t let nobody lie to you. Read your bible.”
Graduate tight end Max Wright, who is wise beyond his years, capped off the video with an apt explanation:
“It’s a distraction by the government.”
The debate over whether aliens do indeed exist or not will continue to rage on, and truth be told, until we all see one in the flesh, it will remain a hot topic. Then again, perhaps we have seen one already, and he just so happens to wear No. 1 for the Maroon and White.
We’ll let wide receiver Evan Stewart speak for himself:
“I am one!”
The first 𝐀𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐞 𝐂𝐚𝐦 of fall camp 🎥
🗣️ Do Aliens Exist? pic.twitter.com/BDDHYt3JDF
— Texas A&M Football (@AggieFootball) August 8, 2023
If the first Aggie Cam of fall camp was this entertaining, we can only fathom what other hilarious topics will be up for debate. One thing is clear, Texas A&M’s social media team is already in midseason form.
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