In my day, records weren’t made to be broken. They were meant to be polished and encased in glass and admired a respected.
And then came along these kids with their new-fangled offenses throwing the ball all over the place and running zone defenses and records lasted about as long as a Taylor Swift relationship.
We had respect for the records. Now you Generation LOL youngsters want them shattered like vinyl.
Well, vinyl is making a comeback.
Oh, glibbety-globbity, you know I like to see a record broken as much as the next person. I was just trying out my old man routine because, well, I am one.
For the latest Dooley’s Dozen, here are 12 records I’d love to see broken by the Gators this season. Now get off my lawn.