Ole Miss quarterback Matt Corral is having a decent week.
Even after his prolific college career ended with an ankle injury at the Sugar Bowl that I’m DEFINITELY NOT STILL BITTER ABOUT, he’s one of only 21 prospects (and two quarterbacks) who accepted an invite to attend this year’s NFL Draft in Las Vegas. Sure, we could sit here and talk about where he might end up based on zillions of mock drafts floating around the internet — including ours! — but no, dear reader. You deserve more than that.
Because no matter where (or when) Corral lands in this year’s draft, we simply can’t ignore the one question on everyone’s mind:
Why does Matt Corral look like he performs non-sensical pop songs with synchronized choreography for throngs of screaming teenagers and their mothers?
Because he does. And we have proof.