Are you not entertained?
I know I am. Yes, there was a lot of weird, wild golf on Thursday in the first round of the 2021 Masters — a putt for eagle that went into the water, some shots that might have sat on wetter greens but instead rolled off like they were hit onto a hardwood floor, brown greens everywhere, and just 12 (!!!) players who were under par.
I also happen to love the U.S. Open, with its similarly torturous conditions that inevitably lead to complaints from golfers and fans alike. Let’s see what happens when the world’s best are really put to the test and have to grind it out. How do they adjust? Can they adapt?
It led to quotes like this:
Gary Woodland: "I feel like I just got in the ring with Mike Tyson."
Sergio Garcia: "I feel like just came out of the ring with Evander Holyfield."
Now I'm worried Woodland's metaphor might bite off Sergio's metaphor's ear.
— Jason Sobel (@JasonSobelTAN) April 8, 2021
That’s how tough it was. It felt like a boxing match to these dudes!
Yes, there have been years when Augusta has been a paradise for the biggest names in the game — Dustin Johnson took home the green jacket last year at 20-under.
The Masters doesn't start until someone putts it into the water. pic.twitter.com/BqOnXyzymM
— Tim Reilly (@LifeOfTimReilly) April 8, 2021
But let’s remember Danny Willett won in 2016 thanks to a 5-under in four rounds with just five other players with red numbers. Zach Johnson won in 2007 at 1-over. Those were still years when we enjoyed the ride, even if the scores resembled those you’d see at the U.S. Open.
Plus, even with absurdly fast greens, there’s no guarantee the Day 1 leader — Justin Rose, whose ball-striking brilliance seems perfect for these conditions — will be able to hang on for the next three days.
Justin Rose's 4-stroke lead is tied for the largest 18-hole lead in any major over the last 75 years.
However, none of the previous 3 players to hold that large of a lead after the 1st round at a major went on to win the tournament. pic.twitter.com/abFB4WBlyH
— ESPN Stats & Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) April 9, 2021
See? Even if putts are rolling into water and chips are going from one side of the fringe to the other, it’s going to be a wild ride. Let’s see if this struggling group can turn it around Friday and on the weekend.
Golfers when the greens are brown at the U.S. Open: "THEY'VE LOST THE GOLF COURSE!"
Golfers when the greens are brown out at the Masters: "THIS IS HOW GOLF IS MEANT TO BE PLAYED!"
— Alex Myers (@AlexMyers3) April 8, 2021
https://youtu.be/BcYr2ualrOo