At the time, I had an unfortunate Jewfro, a look I have had little choice but to readopt during the pandemic. Indeed, I was the last person who should have that haircut. Colangelo was as aggressive in this situation as he was in trying to sign a free agent or work out a trade. Once the idea of me getting the cut got in his head, he would not let it go. He offered me a hundred dollars to do it. “I know how much you make, Bryan,” I said. “It’s going to take more than that.”