Did Tom Brady eat some cake? An investigation

Nice try.

Good try, Tom Brady.

But we’re pretty certain that you didn’t eat any cake.

What are we talking about here? Brady’s wife Gisele Bundchen posted a photo to Instagram of members of the Brady family — including Tom — eating some cake, calling it the “breakfast of champions.”

Upon first glance, it’s some good-looking cake, and Brady seems to be enjoying it as he takes a forkful. But fans were extremely quick to point out that Mr. I Don’t Eat Strawberries or Tomatoes or Eggplants But I Sure Eat Avocado Ice Cream had a VERY clean-looking fork.

I mean, just look at this thing!

ENHANCE!

I declare shenanigans. If we had seen Brady actually eat a bite, we’d know he was retiring instead of returning to the NFL. Others agreed Brady didn’t eat it:

Thus ends our investigation.

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