7 totally hilarious and extremely fun early-season NBA stats that will blow your mind

These numbers are insane.

Look, the NBA season is only a week old. Paying attention to any stats or looking for trends at this point is a fool’s errand.

So y’all can just call me a fool then. I truly couldn’t help myself.

I logged on to NBA.com’s stats to see which teams were doing what and, holy cow, are there some absolutely nonsensical things going on in the NBA right now.

The Grizzlies look incredible and awful at the same time. The Knicks are chucking ridiculous amounts of 3’s. The Thunder are Thundering at astronomical Thunder levels. Oh, and the Magic are Thundering, too. Harder than anyone has ever Thundered before — well, except the Thunder.

Anyway, there’s a lot happening right now that doesn’t matter and doesn’t make any sense. But thanks to NBA.com’s stats as well as StatMuse’s research tool, we recorded them all here for you.

Enjoy.