Kentucky Derby Racehorse Names, Notre Dame Style

The Kentucky Derby is Saturday as we’re into May and the weather is finally starting to turn in the Midwest. I won’t pretend to be a horse racing expert by any means and honestly, I wouldn’t even consider myself a horse racing fan. The so-called …

The Kentucky Derby is Saturday as we’re into May and the weather is finally starting to turn in the Midwest.  I won’t pretend to be a horse racing expert by any means and honestly, I wouldn’t even consider myself a horse racing fan.  The so-called “sport of kings” does very little for me but if I’m around a betting window then I’ll throw 10 bucks on the 10-horse to win.

I do always enjoy seeing the names of the racehorses however.

So my mind got moving a bit before Derby Day.  If I had a racehorse and was naming him after something Notre Dame related – what would that name be?

In the spirit of the annual “Run for the Horses” here are a lucky 13 of the best Notre Dame themed racehorse names I could come up with.  

One of the most popular campus landmarks on a campus full of them meets an Elvis classic. One can’t help but think this one might have just a little bit more of that “Notre Dame Spirit” Lou Holtz and others always talk about.

An ode to Notre Dame’s most famous professional player, Joe Montana, who used a little “Chicken Soup for the Soul” to help the Irish to an unforgettable comeback win over Houston in the 1979 Cotton Bowl.

For the first roughly 20 years of his life Joe Theismann’s last name was pronounced “THEEZ-man”.  Then at Notre Dame the eventual Washington Super Bowl winning quarterback’s “Theismann rhymes with Heisman” campaign resulted in how his name has been pronounced ever since.

There is no better way to honor Lou Holtz than by using perhaps his most famous quote at Notre Dame (spoken to the team just before kickoff in the ’88 game vs. Miami).

This one covers a couple of bases as legendary Notre Dame radio play-by-play voice Tony Roberts used to use this phrase whenever Raghib “The Rocket” Ismail found an open field.

Speaking of – remember that time Bo Schembechler decided to kick it to Rocket a second time?

Michael Stonebreaker was a darn good football player for the Irish, helping guide Notre Dame to a 1988 national championship and eventually became a College Football Hall of Famer.  The last name alone is horse-naming worthy.

There have been plenty of megastars from the Notre Dame women’s basketball team but no name plays as well when naming a filly as that of [autotag]Skylar Diggins[/autotag].

It may not be the most original but you can’t pass on the opportunity to blend a line from Notre Dame’s alma mater with one of the most electric players in the history of Notre Dame football, Golden Tate.

The Kentucky Derby takes place each year in Louisville so how could you possibly pass up having a horse named after Paul [autotag]Hornung[/autotag] in the city he grew up in, and the fact that plenty of people would bet on it would only honor the Heisman Trophy winner more!

[autotag]Frank Leahy[/autotag] was as successful of coach as Notre Dame has had and that includes Knute Rockne.  Leahy’s teams went 87-11-9 in his 11 seasons as Notre Dame head coach.  On top of all that did we mention he left his post to go serve his country in World War II?  

Perhaps that nice lady named Mary on top of the Golden Dome deserves a horse being named after her. She was rather important after all.

You could fall out of Notre Dame Stadium and practically land at Linebacker Lounge.  Nearly every Notre Dame fan who has attended a game has at least stepped foot in “The Backer”, easily the most popular bar in the area.

You can’t have this makeshift horse race themed around Notre Dame names and not include an ode to the greatest and most important head coach in the history of college football, Knute Rockne.

About that Super Bowl ring on Pawn Stars

Yeah, it belongs to a former Notre Dame player…

[autotag]Joe Montana[/autotag] won three of them as the starting quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers but it’s not his we’re talking about.

[autotag]Jerome Bettis[/autotag] played his final football game in Super Bowl XL in his hometown of Detroit but it’s not the ring he received, either.

And it wasn’t Paul [autotag]Hornung[/autotag]’s, the first former Notre Dame player to win a Super Bowl, who we are talking about either.

Instead, take a quick trip down memory lane to former Notre Dame and New England Patriots cornerback [autotag]Brock Williams[/autotag].  He won a Super Bowl XXXVI with the Pats in an upset of the Rams.  The ring he received from the team for winning is no longer his, though.

However, if you’ve watched the TV show “Pawn Stars” then chances are good you’ve seen his ring.  Williams once pawned it for $2,600 to Rick Harrison.  If you’ve seen the show but are unfamiliar with names, Harrison is the bald guy who makes the majority of deals and is seemingly always calling in an expert.  The ring Williams pawned is featured in the show’s open each episode.

Williams told ESPN in 2011 when asked about the ring that:

“Ah, man, that was a bad time,” he says over the phone, letting the space between his words linger. “I’m just trying to put that all behind me.” – Brock Williams

Meanwhile, Harrison clearly sees it from a different perspective:

“You want the thing a guy worked his whole life to get,” -Rick Harrison

Here’s to hoping that Williams has resolved those bad times.

Ring, or no ring.

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