A definitive ranking of every Girl Scout cookie flavor (and Thin Mints aren’t No. 1)

Girl Scout cookie season has begun.

[EDITOR’S NOTE: We published this in 2022, but we’ve updated it with the newest flavor!]

Girl Scout cookie season is HERE!

That’s right, time to start ordering all those boxes of delicious cookies to scarf down (or, pro tip, some are good out of the freezer!) in the coming weeks.

Speaking of which: It’s a good time as any to light the world on fire and give you the definitive ranking of the best flavors of cookies, at least as of 2023 per the Girl Scouts’ official website.

Let’s dive in, from worst to first (and sorry in advance, these are definitive, I don’t make the rules):

WATCH! St. Louis Battlehawks’ lineman trades XFL ball for box of Girl Scout cookies

A clever sign led to an in-game transaction between a St. Louis Battlehawks lineman and a young fan.

The best sign of the week — maybe the whole XFL season — goes to the young lady who brought this to the Battlehawks’ home opener against the New York Guardians’ Sunday.

She wanted to trade a box of Girl Scouts Thin Mints for a Battlehawks football. The sign read: I will trade a BOX of GIRL SCOUT Thin Mints for a BATTLEHAWKS FOOTBALL.

It took three-plus quarters in the game that St. Louis was controlling before 6-foot-3, 289-pound Casey Sayles deciding it was okay to make the trade. Sayles, who is a defensive tackle, went over and made the swap. He also tasted the cookies and seemed to enjoy his part of the deal.