College Football Cavalcade Think, Know, Believe: Talking Trash

College football reaction to Week 4: What I think, what I know, and what I believe, including the smack talk kerfuffle

College Football Cavalcade: What I think, know, and believe after Week 4 and all the strange twists and turns of this first month of the season.


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Sorry if this take sucks, it’s not my fault …

I still haven’t recovered from the shocking and hurtful comments made by North Carolina QB Drake Maye.

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“Whether you want to admit it or not, growing up in Carolina, you’re gonna be a Carolina fan. Some people may say (NC) State, but really people who go to State just can’t get into Carolina.”

Oh sure, he walked it back, and he was coached to say all the right things, but that bell can’t be unrung in just a tweet.

There needs to be grief counseling, there needs to be sensitivity training, there needs to be a total culture overhaul.

How this monster is still allowed to roam the streets, much less play college football – and how Mack Brown and University of North Carolina president Peter Hans are able to keep their jobs after bringing this filth to such a fine institution – is beyond me.

Fortunately, God punished the heathen by allowing those good Catholics from Notre Dame – who would never, ever spout anything disparaging about an opponent – to enjoy some semblance of an offense for a week.

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You really think THAT was a rip? I’d like to introduce you to a certain Jumpman logo from that school who took trash talk to a legendary art form.

I think … dogging your rival is the entire point of being a college sports fan.

I know … after a lifetime of living and working in and around the college space, I’ve heard them all. I can do this forever.

If you can’t get into college, you can go to (insert rival here).

You went to (insert school unnecessarily mentioned in random conversation here)? Okay, I’ll speak slower.

Why is it THE Ohio State University? Because THE America’s Safety School doesn’t fit as well on a t-shirt (or, the alternative dig, because Ohio State students need to constantly be reminded they were accepted into a college).

How do you spot someone who went to Michigan? By the trail of Ivy League rejection letters. What do all Michigan alumni have in the closet? 157 things that say Michigan and a wistful Northwestern sweatshirt tucked in the back.

Why do people go to USC? Because the University of Spoiled Children are too lazy to spell UCLA.

What does UCLA stand for? University of Common Little Adults.

What does Texas A&M stand for? A 17-14 loss to Appalachian State. (Rim shot. Or insert the latest home loss, playing on the tradition of the students standing at the ready in case they need to enter the game. I’ve heard it used by a Longhorn to an Aggie, and bad things happened from there.)

I believe … being able to set off a Texas fan by turning a hand sign upside down might be the funniest thing in all of American society.

I think … if you’re actually offended by any of that, or especially what Drake Maye said …

I know … that’s on you, and …

I believe … you’re too boring to be a part of a functional planet, much less the fun of college sports.

I think … Drake Maye has been terrific so far completing 69% of his passes for 1,231 yards and 16 touchdowns with a pick and a rushing score. He hit Notre Dame for five touchdowns.

I know … North Carolina once again seems like it has a strong team under Mack Brown, but it sort of doesn’t.

I believe … North Carolina continues to be an underappreciated college football quarterback factory.

I think … I’m going to miss the edit on his name at about a 32% clip as my computer continues to want to change Drake Maye into Drake May.

I know … I’m annoyed, because I can’t really ask my computer to learn the spelling since I’ll need to use the word May, too.

I believe … if you have the Curb Your Enthusiasm music going through your head on a constant loop, all stupid daily problems become whimsical.

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I think … James Madison has to be ranked ahead of Texas A&M.

I know … Texas A&M was ranked 17th in the latest polls. James Madison received 11 votes from the Coaches and 4 from the AP.

I believe … if Team A is unbeaten and it beat Team B on the road, and Team B beat Team C – and Team A TRUCKED Team D that blew out Team E that Team C just barely got past – then of course you put Team A over Team C in the rankings. It’s just not that hard.

I think … people’s brains melt when they have to actually think about how to rank things properly.

I know … people will do anything and will buy into anything that conforms to their familiar beliefs, even when they’re probably wrong.

I believe … very few people who vote in college football polls take the time to try putting all the pieces of the puzzle together. There needs to be a way this crazy sports takes its playoff system out of the hands of a panel of judges. Which is why …


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I think … the 12-team College Football Playoff idea would make this season a whole lot more fun than it already is with more teams, more bases, and more casual fans involved.

I know … it wouldn’t diminish the rivalry games and big matchups like the old timers think it would. On the flip side, an expanded College Football Playoff will make them bigger.

I believe … 15 minutes after the expanded College Football Playoff is in place, everyone will wonder why it wasn’t done a gajillion years sooner.

I think … the Ohio State all-black uniforms were sad. It looked like Utah was playing Wisconsin.

I know … the Ohio State normal kits are fantastic.

I believe … in 99% of all cases – Ohio State being in the 1% – if you need an outfit change to make your team better at a sport, you already know your answer.

I think … DJ Uiagalelei has – potentially, and with work – No. 1 overall NFL Draft pick upside and talent.

I know … I’m in a room by myself with people who agree with that assessment.

I believe … he’s going to be one of those quarterbacks who rises up and rocks with one more year of seasoning. Some guys just need the time and the live reps for everything to slow down to a stop. EVERY senior college quarterback remarks about how night-and-day easier the game becomes at 22 than it was at 19.

I think … a quarterback mistakenly stepping out of the back of the end zone for a safety isn’t particularly interesting or embarrassing.

I know … I’m in a DJ Uiagalelei Is Great lonely place with that.

I believe … field position and tactics-wise, it’s not necessarily the worst thing in the world to suck up the 2 and flip the field back around. Obviously you don’t want that, but it’s not necessarily a killer unless you lose by one like San Francisco did.

I think … Kansas being 4-0 is one of the best college football stories in a long time.

I know … Lance Leipold is one of those head coaches who, if all things were equal, could take his and beat your and yours and beat his.

I believe … Nebraska, Arizona State, Georgia Tech, and others will come calling soon.

I think … the Arizona State job is better than the Nebraska job.

I know … recruiting area, market size in an NIL world, and overall expectations with time to build will matter.

I believe … I can’t get there with Georgia Tech being as big of a sleeping giant as Arizona State, but there are a whole lot of positives about that gig to flip it around sooner than Geoff Collins was able to.

I think … I have no freaking clue how to make Nebraska amazing again.

I know … Notre Dame, USC, Texas, Tennessee, Miami, Florida State, Michigan – it’s next to impossible to recapture the magic like fans remember.

I believe … it takes a whole lot of dumb luck to hit the perfect blend of the right coach, the right administration, and the right infrastructure. There was a time when it was hardly a given that Alabama and Ohio State would become this.

I think … I’m loving this start to the 2022 season. Bring on more upsets, more twists, and more zaniness.

I know … how this all ends, though.

I believe … SEC powerhouse vs Ohio State for the national championship. And America yawns.

I think … I know it’s all going to be okay.

I know … I believe it’s all going to be okay.

I believe … I think it’s all going to be okay.

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Week 4 Scoreboard | Week 5 Early Lines
What 12-Team Playoff Would Look Like
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Think, Know, Believe College Football Cavalcade: All Aboard The USC Party Bus

College football reaction to Week 3: What I think, what I know, and what I believe. All aboard the USC party bus

College Football Cavalcade: What I think, know, and believe after Week 3 and the fantastic start to the college football season 


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Sorry if this take sucks, it’s not my fault …

The woman ran an empire until she was 96. Stop asking me when a 70-year-old Nick Saban might retire.

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And it’s all going to be even better and more exciting when the College Football Playoff is expanded. Really, it will be. No, really.

I think … this has been the most amazing start to a season I can ever remember.

I know … there’s a new energy. Lots of fan bases not used to college football success are getting involved more than ever before.

I believe … that’s where the fun is. Venting against doorknobs who disrespect your long-suffering team or Group of Five conference is the entire point of being an irrationally fired up fan. That’s the gig. That’s what I’m here for.

I think … it’s AMAZING when fans of the Sun Belt, or that FCS program, or places like Kansas, Wake Forest, UNLV, or Duke puff their chests out. It’s my standard answer to the question of who the best fans are – the Bowling Green season ticket holders, and they just had a fun Saturday. I’m always comfortable getting honked at because …

I know … the moment will soon arrive when Hell, Alabama, and reality are coming to breakfast.

I believe … eventually, time – and the SEC superstar program in a given year  – gets us all. Speaking of which …

I think … everyone is trying to book their tickets well after the fact – seriously, ESPN, you send a text alert on Sunday that now USC might have a shot at the top four? – but there’s still room on my USC Will Go To The College Football Playoff party bus.

I know … it left a few months ago. There are a few grapefruit White Claws left, but the spread of delightful meats and cheeses has been restocked.

I believe … the bus is going to crash and possibly blow up in either Glendale or Atlanta – there’s no way it makes it to Los Angeles – but it’ll get to the CFP in time for the show.

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I think … this Alabama thing isn’t quite right.

I know … everyone just assumes it will all work out because it’s Alabama, but that wide receiver glitch might not get instantly fixed, and this seems like one of those teams that’s feeling the weight of the National Championship or Bust pressure.

I believe … Alabama will still get into the College Football Playoff, partly because …

I think … there’s NOTHING else. There’s Georgia, there’s Ohio State, and that’s about it. There’s USC – my fanboy supercrush is real – but that’s because of the schedule as much as the all-star team on the offensive side. The D is an issue.

I know … there are the unbeaten Big 12 schools, but the league is going to cannibalize itself with no easy out 1-through-10. There’s no Group of Five program in the mix, and the Buckeyes will take care of the Penn States and Michigans of the Big Ten East.

I believe … there’s Clemson, but that offense desperately needs some help to go along with that national title-level D.


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I think … Clemson could absolutely get to the College Football Playoff with its defensive talent and schedule.

I know … Dabo has zero interest in the new world of college football, and that includes NIL and the transfer portal, but …

I believe … that’s one team that desperately looks like it could use – and could’ve gone to get – a reliable deep threat and an extra bulldozer at guard. That might be all the difference between getting there and having an honest shot at winning the national title.

I think … I love talking with jacked up superfans in person.

I know … because last week I got to speak to the Red Elephants Club at Alabama. That was a blast for a variety of reasons, especially because they all totally disagreed with me on almost everything. They did it in a professionally nice “bless your heart” sort of way, but they didn’t buy in that …

I believe … NIL is okay. Bryce Young did a Dr. Pepper ad – he’s still good at football. He did an ad for Nissan that came on right after a Nick Saban thing with Deion and the duck – and college football kept on going. Everything is totally fine. With that said …

I think … I do NOT want to hear players whining in any way about other players getting money, deals, benefits, whatever.

I know … if you’re a player and you want NIL money or your own deals, and you want what you think is yours, then go and get it.

I believe … that’s how the world works, son. It comes down to the Jerry Jones three keys to a successful business: 1. Ask for the money. 2. Ask for the money. 3. Ask for the money. Now the players can do all three.

I think … it’s possible to walk, chew gum, dribble a ball during one season, and come up with a goal line stand in another.

I know … some schools really do focus their respective identities on being awesome at one sport over another.

I believe … Kentucky can be a football school, too. At the moment, so can Indiana, so can Kansas, and so can UNLV.

I think … Stetson Bennett is playing like a Heisman finalist.

I know … even though he won a national title and might take another this year, I still believe Kirby Smart can’t quite figure out how to maximize the skills of the most talented quarterbacks he’s able to bring through his program.

I believe … Bennett’s experience is shining through for a reloaded team that was obviously going to be good, but needed a steady QB to make it all work right away. He’s making plays he didn’t come up with last year, and it seems like the game slowed to a crawl for him. He’s reading everything right.

I think … Ohio State seems to be as comfortable as it has ever been, at least for Ohio State.

I know … the offense is going to be more than fine. It’s getting warmed up, the Toledo game was just a taste, and the fireworks will be there throughout the Big Ten season.

I believe … the defense will have improved to the level it needs to be at when I see it against a team with a talented offense. No, Notre Dame doesn’t count. Wisconsin this week doesn’t really count, either.

I think … until the world shows you otherwise, you keep taking USC and give away the points. You keep assuming that no spread is too large enough for Georgia, and …

I know … you could set the total at 1.5 and I’d still go under on any Iowa game. It’ll probably be played in the rain.

I believe … after sitting through all the delays and stops and starts of Nevada-Iowa I should at least be able to see a queen or something.

I think … that whole dying thing looks boring.

I know … my AirPods probably won’t work, I won’t be able to get my coffee right, and there’s no way to charge my phone. So I came to an existential decision about death after sort of paying attention to all the pomp and interminable how-can-we-miss-you-if-you-won’t-leave honoring over the last ten days – along with the Iowa win over Nevada …

I believe … I’m just not going to do it. The UMass vs Temple game preview isn’t going to write itself.

I think … I know it’s all going to be okay.

I know … I believe it’s all going to be okay.

I believe … I think it’s all going to be okay.

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What 12-Team Playoff Would Look Like
Hot Seat Coach Rankings

Every FBS team that won’t play an FCS team this upcoming season

Michigan State is one of 15 schools in all of the FBS level to not be playing an FCS school this season

It’s become a regular occurrence for FBS teams to schedule games against lower level FCS programs — but that’s not the case for 15 schools this fall.

Of the more than 130 FBS teams in college football, only 15 will not play an FCS opponent this upcoming season. On that list is Michigan State — who generally does a good job of not scheduling FCS opponents. The Spartans played Youngstown State last year, but otherwise has only played one other FCS foe in the last seven seasons.

See who else is like Michigan State, and won’t be playing an FCS team this upcoming season:

CBS Sports’ 2022 Big 12 coaching rankings

Where does Steve Sarkisian fall in CBS Sports’ Big 12 coaching rankings?

The Big 12 Conference is home to some of the best coaches in college football. The league has an excellent mixing of offensive and defensive minds ready to battle it out every Saturday in the fall.

Three new coaches are set to be introduced to the Big 12 this season. Oklahoma’s Brent Venables, Texas Tech’s Joey McGuire and TCU’s Sonny Dykes hope to compete for a conference title in year one at their new tenures.

CBS Sports recently released their annual 2022 college football head coach rankings. Baylor’s Dave Aranda and Oklahoma State’s Mike Gundy made significant jumps on the list after double-digit win seasons a year ago. Matt Campbell dropped a spot after a disappointing campaign in 2021.

Texas’ Steve Sarkisian, West Virginia’s Neal Brown and Kansas State’s Chris Klieman are all hoping to make a massive stride up the coaching rankings with a big season in 2022.

Here is how each Big 12 coach compares to the others on the list.

College Football Rankings, Season Predictions: MAC Spring Version 2022

MAC college football rankings and predictions with realistic best and worst case records and quick analysis – the 2022 spring version.

MAC college football rankings and predictions with the realistic best and worst case records and quick analysis – the 2022 spring version.


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It’s the MAC. It’s the conference where worst-to-first is the norm, with 2020 winless Northern Illinois winning the MAC championship in 2021, everyone can beat anyone else, and Toledo will end up somewhere in the middle of it all.

It’s about as settled as the league has been in a long time with the strength still in the West, Buffalo about to be better in the East, and with Akron and Bowling Green still questionable.

Again, though, it’s the MAC. The Zips or Falcons could end up in Detroit in January playing for the title.

The rankings are based on how good the teams should be and not the final projected records. Keeping in mind that this all could/might/will change when we make the final calls in August …

2022 College Football Schedules By Teams: All 131 Schools

How To Fix College Football: CFP, NIL, Transfer Portal. 22 Thoughts For 2022, No. 12

How does college football fix the CFP, transfer portal, and NIL? Here’s a shot in the 22 College Football Thoughts for 2022, No. 12d

22 College Football Thoughts for 2022, No. 12: College football needs someone to take charge. Here’s how to fix the College Football Playoff, NIL, and Transfer Portal.


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22 College Football Thoughts For 2022

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22 College Football Thoughts For 2022
22, College football is changing, and it’s okay
21, Texas & Oklahoma, you really want the SEC?
20. SEC is really, really good if you like it or not
19. James Madison, welcome to the show
18. Sun Belt is the cool conference
17. Transfer Portal will only get bigger
16. NFL, keep your hands off our announcers
15. Big 12: Get bigger and stronger, or else
14. Big Ten expansion. NOW what does it do?
13. Brent Venables, Dan Lanning. Welcome. WIN NOW

12. Fixing College Football

There are now 131 schools playing FBS college football, and that means there are 131 different opinions and thoughts on how to make this whole thing work.

The overall college football model isn’t totally broken, but everyone appears ready to try to fix it anyway.

Coaches want transfer windows (good idea), and old school types think paying players is the end of the world as we know it (it’s not), and the big-time football schools and conferences want to trade it all for a little bit more (that’s nothing new).

The SEC wants to dominate the world, but it can’t stand alone – it needs the rest of college football to be good, too.

It might just mean more to that conference, but it doesn’t mean squat to the rest of the nation unless Alabama and (insert randomly-great SEC team here) aren’t able to beat up on the stars from the other leagues when it matters.

Ohio State would love to be bigger and get a larger piece of the world. Michigan still makes more money than just about everyone else. USC is flexing its muscle as it figures out just how amazing it is in the NIL and transfer portal game. And on and on and on as all the big programs have bases who want their respective teams to get even more massive.

All this is happening while the NCAA is melting away. The colleges and conferences finally woke up and realized the NCAA really didn’t have the power it was able to wield.

Some schools and athletic directors are pushing for the idea of a sort of commissioner type who can help direct all the parts, and others want total autonomy to generate revenue in any way they wish.

Some schools and athletic directors want a much bigger College Football Playoff, and others want to somehow distribute the power across the board in some way, and …

It’s a mess because no one’s in charge.

The SEC is sort of in charge. The Big Ten is sort of in charge. ESPN is sort of in charge. The College Football Playoff types are sort of in charge.

There’s a delicate balance going on as everyone tries to figure out how to keep this way-too-loose way of doing things from completely going off the rails.

So let me help.

I have a plan. I’ll take charge. Give me the gig, and here’s how I fix …

College Football Playoff

Expand it already. 12 teams. Eight get a bye, eight go through a play-in, all Power Five champions are automatically in – and get a bye – top Group of Five champion is in and gets a bye, other six teams are seeded according to the final College Football Playoff rankings.

Play-in games come right after the conference championships and before the bowl season gets started. The eight-team playoff round goes a week later on Smorgasbord Saturday, with all four games in one day in mid-December. The four-team CFP goes like it does now.

Meanwhile, the bowls are a part of these games, and the other bowls go off like normal with their own normal charm and prestige.

Name, Image, and Likeness

It’s fine. Don’t mess with it or someone will wake up and realize the schools, conferences, and ESPN found a way to get someone else to pay for the labor.

It’s fine. It really is. More than that, it’s going to improve the sport with more players sticking around, and more players actually playing instead of tapping out to get ready for the NFL.

If you get weird over the idea of a college quarterback making money, then Division III football is right there with open arms for you to enjoy. However …

Transfer Portal

This has to be tweaked. You can’t have unfettered free agency – that’s not fair to anyone. You also can’t manipulate this to screw over the players because of timing, so you have two transfer periods. One is in March for a week just before spring practice kicks in, and one is for a week in mid-July just before fall practices start.

FCS games

Eliminate them. Every FBS team plays another FBS team with games against FCS teams not counting towards the bowls or the stats. However …

Week 0 should be an exhibition game between just FBS and FCS teams. FBS teams can do whatever they want with them, but they don’t count.

These are the paycheck games, we get them out of the way, and because there’s room for teams with a few losses to get into the expanded College Football Playoff, everyone can afford a big tune-up against another great team.

Oh, there’s more.

Media deals, expansion, player rights, there are a whole slew of other major topics to tackle. I’ll get into those later.

Fixing the other parts is good for now.

22 College Football Thoughts For 2022
22. College football is changing, and it’s okay
21, Texas & Oklahoma, you really want the SEC?
20. SEC is really, really good if you like it or not
19. James Madison, welcome to the show
18. Sun Belt is the cool conference
17. Transfer Portal will only get bigger
16. NFL, keep your hands off our announcers
15. Big 12: Get bigger and stronger, or else
14. Big Ten expansion. NOW what does it do?
13. Brent Venables, Dan Lanning. Welcome. WIN NOW

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