Every 2022 Preakness horse name, ranked

Let’s rank some names!

The 2022 Preakness Stakes is nearly upon us, with nine horses getting ready to run at Pimlico on Saturday (although Kentucky Derby winner Rich Strike won’t be one of them).

And if you want to throw some money down to see if you can win like anyone who bet on Rich Strike did, we’re here to help.

Well, sort of. This isn’t necessarily the soundest of betting advice. Like we’ve done with the Kentucky Derby, we’re ranking the horses by name, because that’s the most* scientific way to pick a winner.

(*least.)

So here we go: Let’s rank the Preakness contender names!