Conor McGregor was mocked so much for his first pitch at a Chicago Cubs game this week, a lefty offering that he airmailed well over the catcher’s head that hit the iconic bricks of Wrigley Field.
It was worse than his Take Me Out to the Ball Game later in the night, but it sparked a debate: Is it worse than 50 Cent’s offering at Citi Field in 2014, considered among the worst celebrity first pitches of all time?
McGregor doesn’t think so. On Instagram, he delivered a loooong rant on why his pitch was better, and it’s just an amazing piece of literature: